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man utd fan

A supporter of a team that is meant to be good, but in reality is a laughing stock.
"Give me a joke"
"I'm a Man Utd fan"
"๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚"
by Random person 183747748 December 30, 2019
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platonic man love

1. a non homosexual, yet still affectionate, relationship between men.

2. a type of relationship to be celebrated by society (although the non-platonic version should be celebrated to a greater extent).
1. "You bought a widescreen T.V. for football night?!? Dude, I love you!" (often followed by a manly hug)

2. "I saw Brad and Mike hugging each other and got super excited because I thought they were together. Too bad it just turned out to be platonic man love..."
by morgan November 27, 2004
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one minute man

Any person of the male human species that reaches orgasms quickly, and therefore, only has sex for a minute before cumming and leaving.
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 6, 2003
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Mad Man Up

To abandon the overly sensitive, healthy, monogamous traits that have become so prevalent among the modern man, and instead, embrace the booze drinking, steak eating, secretary pinching behaviors of the swinging 1960's man.
Dude, enough with the "Mommy and Me" classes! It's time to Mad Man Up and come drinking with your boys!
by prepster2009 August 9, 2009
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stupid army man

Any man in the Army who will screw any Army Whore. In order to make themselves feel better for even touching a nasty whore like that, they go around talking about the little skank and how smelly she was, or how she let him "hit it in the back".
The Army Whores keep getting promoted too fast becuase they are sucking off every stupid army man who will get them promoted.
by fox3/34 April 30, 2007
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Little Man Syndrome

When a man of short stature feels insecure and as a result feels the need to belittle and offend others to make himself feel proud.
When a small man (with little man syndrome) greets you with: "Oh still feeling ill? By the looks of you, its pretty obvious!" (or something similar)
by S. Ashburne February 23, 2010
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man slut

by Anonymous April 20, 2003
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