Get your head out of your cowboy hat

by Lmbo_cowboy_hat June 12, 2019

I Am Going To Crazy If I Do Not Get My Left VErmillion Border Back

When you find someone attractive and can see yourself doing intimate things with them.

You see how Lisa was looking at me? She must wanna get crushed!

by Terry762 April 29, 2024

"Hey Amber, what did you do last night?"
"We totally just banged or whatever, then we decided to get parked and watch some Downton Abbey"

by Sarcelle December 2, 2018

by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025

When a person has nothing to wake up in the morning for, no real life friends, nothing exciting going on and no hope.

Ben is going to be spending his day and night gaming and chatting online again, he does this every single day without fail, he needs to get a life.

by Pablo890 October 26, 2022

When someone deliberately damages or destroys something, but immediately gets injured by the now damaged or broken thing

Chap 1: Wow, man, I didn't think breaking that camera would cause it to fall on my head
Chap 2: well, vandals get schmandaled

by Mr(always)Right July 8, 2020