Safety baby daddy

A Safety Baby Daddy is a friend whom agrees to have a baby with you after a certain age if you have remained single and childless.
“If I don’t have a child by 35, can we agree to have a child with each other?”

Yes I will be your safety baby daddy
by Taylour Paige December 12, 2021
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Baby-Bird Brothers

When two guys receive a blowjob from the same girl. Similar to Eskimo Brothers, but called Baby-Bird Brothers due to the similar action a mother bird uses to feed her young.
Guy 1: "Hey I got a blowjob from Shaylyn."
Guy 2: "No fucking way, me too!"
Random bystander: "Dude, you guys are Baby-Bird Brothers!""
by Randy Rocket April 19, 2018
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Napalm baby

Babies who suffered the napalm strikes and look like sped cunts

Google it
by CumProducer November 18, 2016
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baby pandaphiliac

noun.

(1) someone with an unnatural or social unacceptable attraction to baby pandas and baby panda media (videos, pictures, children stories involving pandas).

(2) someone who craves the soft supple flesh of a baby panda,which is traditionally barbecued.

(3) someone who is engaged in sweet sweet love with an underage panda.
my girl would have saved that child from the burning building, but she is a baby pandaphiliac and was salivating over some you tube video involving pandas on slides.
by madking_the_artist November 27, 2012
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micro butt baby

When you shove a micro-stretch Armstrong up your ass
Here, take the micro butt baby & have fun
by PeePeePooPoo1999 April 26, 2021
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Lick Me Baby

Lick Me Baby is when you mum goes to Walmart , become a VSCO girl and starts lick her hydro flask e.g I’m going to Lick Me Baby tonight
Lick Me Baby means VSCO GIRL
by DickFace And I Oop November 19, 2019
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Baby Exporter

A baby exporter is a vagina, you dumbass. What else would you think?
Person 1; "I have a baby exporter"
Person 2; "Ma'am, do you mean you have a vagina?"
"............"
by jinkyjunkie December 06, 2020
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