Guy 1: Bro, I didn't study for the biology exam. I'm so cooked.
Guy 2: Nah bro, you're absolutely zooked!
Guy 2: Nah bro, you're absolutely zooked!
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“Aido questionable with concerns for health (potential alcoholism)“- Cerca 2023, Zoodents saying they won’t drink.
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A term used in a humorous or ironic way by especially young people, to reflect the societal damage on their brains. The brain of a zoomer ie. a person of generation z (someone born between 1997 and 2012) has been somewhat damaged by being raised by the internet and social media, and in an economic system in decline. Gen z's have very bad prospects for the future due to ecological, social and economic crisis, which if not apparent now, lies not far in the future. Therefore the zoomer brain reflects a general societal decay. Zoomer brains are often characterized by being quite socially sensitive, anti-social, anxious, depressed, apathic and suffers from a lower attention spans the previous generations.
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Terribly unfunny media and jokes that only Zoomers find funny. Zero depth or actual comedy is ever involved.
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Get the Zoomer Hoomer mug.Zoosexuality is a sexual attraction to non-human animals. People who are zoosexual are generally also romantically attracted to animals.
Zoosexuality is often used interchangeably to refer to bestiality, but it is important to realize zoosexuality and bestiality are 2 different things.
Zoosexuality is often used interchangeably to refer to bestiality, but it is important to realize zoosexuality and bestiality are 2 different things.
SCENARIO 1: Zoosexual vs Anti-zoo
Person 1: I'm a zoosexual
Person 2: Ew that's disgusting you should **** yourself
SCENARIO 2: Zoosexual vs Normal Person
Person 1: I'm a zoosexual
Person 2: What's a zoosexual?
Person 1: Someone who is attracted to animals
Person 2: Ok I personally find that disgusting but I won't hate you for it because you can't decide your sexuality
Person 1: I'm a zoosexual
Person 2: Ew that's disgusting you should **** yourself
SCENARIO 2: Zoosexual vs Normal Person
Person 1: I'm a zoosexual
Person 2: What's a zoosexual?
Person 1: Someone who is attracted to animals
Person 2: Ok I personally find that disgusting but I won't hate you for it because you can't decide your sexuality
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A prolonged Nitrous Oxide high, where the user keeps inhaling more before the effects wear off, remaining in a goofy, meditative state for long periods of time.
The effects of nitrous wear off in 30 seconds or less, so users may keep one or more balloons on standby to "top off" the high when they start to come down. zooning can last anywhere from a few minutes to several hours depending on how much gas you have on hand, and how retarded you want to get.
While zooning, you're usually mixing with other drugs, laying or sitting down due to a loss of mobility, with a balloon in your mouth or in your hand, taking a small hit every 5-15 seconds to remain in a state of pure bliss.
the term is a play on words, coming from the term 'zoned out' but instead, you're "zooned out" because of how stupid and unresponsive you are off the gas.
A prolonged Nitrous Oxide high, where the user keeps inhaling more before the effects wear off, remaining in a goofy, meditative state for long periods of time.
The effects of nitrous wear off in 30 seconds or less, so users may keep one or more balloons on standby to "top off" the high when they start to come down. zooning can last anywhere from a few minutes to several hours depending on how much gas you have on hand, and how retarded you want to get.
While zooning, you're usually mixing with other drugs, laying or sitting down due to a loss of mobility, with a balloon in your mouth or in your hand, taking a small hit every 5-15 seconds to remain in a state of pure bliss.
the term is a play on words, coming from the term 'zoned out' but instead, you're "zooned out" because of how stupid and unresponsive you are off the gas.
Craig: "Bro, I just picked up a 640 and an 8th, we're going on a bender!"
James: "Fuck yeah brev, I'm gonna be zooned out tonight"
Craig: "hell yeah, I'll put some sewerslvt drum covers on and get this shit crackin"
James: "Nah bruh, I only listen to reggae off the nos"
James: "Fuck yeah brev, I'm gonna be zooned out tonight"
Craig: "hell yeah, I'll put some sewerslvt drum covers on and get this shit crackin"
James: "Nah bruh, I only listen to reggae off the nos"
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