New Years Cookie

Cookies baked by the neighbour who secretly fancied you. He/she brings them round at the start of January in the hope of instigating some neighbourly lovin’

Neighbour - “Hi, I’ve bought you some New Years Cookies round”
Richard - “What the fuck? Thanks. Wanna fuck?”
Neighbour - “I knew these New Years Cookies would do the trick!”

by drillerin’ed January 07, 2022

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1st year engineering

Hell.

liberal arts student: Hey want to go to the club tonight ? I don't have any homework or tests this year.

Engineering student: Nope cant in 1st year Engineering!*hangs himself with a rope made of many homework assignments and practice tests*

by jeffdavis6969 March 23, 2017

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New Year's Evegotism

The generic term for the predictable "I've had such a great (insert year), look at what I did" status updates and tweets in the lead up to the new year.

"Urgh, I hate Facebook this time of year."

"Yeah, my timeline's covered with New Year's Evegotism"

by Hammeh_ December 31, 2013

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5 year rule

Like the 5 second rule for food landing on the floor, or the 5 minute rule for leaving class when a teacher is late the 5 year rule is time frame after the wedding to have a bachelor or bachelorette party if said party didn't occur or was so lame that it isn't even worth a mention.

Married guy: Aargh! My bachelor party 4 years ago was crap... wish I could have done it properly.

Good friend: Brrrooo! 5 year rule! We throw you a bitching party this weekend! It's going to be the shit!!!

Now happily married guy: Yeeeeaaahhh!

by notsoslick January 07, 2019

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