russian cum waffle

When your fucking a chick and she shits on your waffle and it makes you cum on the waffle and you now have the breakfeast.

My girlfirend asked me for a russian cum waffle in the morning so i gave it to her.

by 2pptoulchs May 5, 2018

Alabama hot waffle

The combination of the Alabama hot pocket, and waffle stomp. Where the male significant other defecates into the females vagina, and continuously presses it down, forcefully, with his foot.

“Oh my god my boy friend and I tried to do a Alabama hot waffle last night... we both showered for over an hour afterwards.”

by Yeller teller January 8, 2021

Cleveland hot waffle

The act of shitting on a women’s chest and then smacking the pile of shit with a tennis racket

The bitch got out of control, so I gave her a good ‘ol Cleveland hot waffle to shut her up

by Funnygirlincanada March 31, 2019

twat waffel

the best word combo ever.
1)it can be used as a greeting

2)a way of describing someone annoying or you dont like

3) a member of EPMPLS (eat pussy minneapolis)

1)mark: travis you twat waffel whats up?!

2) dammit mike you little frecklenutted twat waffle shut the hell up

by Steffan ABney January 24, 2008

Blue Waffle

nasty, diseased vagina. Its blue/green in color and full of pus. Caused by being a complete whore.

Brenda Moser has a blue waffle.
Thats just nasty.

by donttouchthat May 21, 2011

eggo waffle

The bestest most awesomest microwavable/toaster-able pre-made waffle that was ever created. they come in a yellow box. kinda like spongebob, but without the talking and the living underwater part.

yet even though you can microwave them, they are way better toasted. microwaves just ruin the eggo waffle and make it gross and soggy.

Tom once ate an Eggo Waffle, and said "dios mio! man, these things are delicious!"

by .,.,.,. April 28, 2008

Waffle head

Some one addicted to codeine cough syrup,tussionex or hycodan. Come from the fact they often spill it on themselfs. IE: syrup on waffles. Older saying common to Pittsburgh.

Those waffle heads can get so sloppy at times. I had to put the lid back on David's and stick it in his pocket or it would be gone.

by John N Toxey February 18, 2008