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Its Woodstock 

The greatest concert and spiritual acid journey ever. In which, two women gave birth, millions conceived, and one death was recorded. Used in an excuse or phrase for doing something unexplainable by referencing the event called Woodstock and can be used in the combination with "because" and "doesn't matter"
ex. 1
Bro: You getten' erect in the locker room

Other guy: Doesn't matter man its Woodstock.

ex. 2
Little Brother: why are you on the roof

Big Bro: Because it woodstock! (jumps to shallow end in pool while on acid)

ex. 3
Bum: (playing guitar) Give me change!

You: why?!

Bum: because its Woodstock!

You: its 2011!

Bum: Doesnt matter man its Woodstock!

*Can be used on any question*
Its Woodstock by JAB Team February 23, 2011
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School Word 

A word that is to be used only in the environs of an educational establishment, and not by pedestrians in everyday typical dialogue.

This phrase is used by and among the linguistically uninitiated, who see any word longer than eight letters and/or three syllables to be too complicated, or paraphrased, as per this definition, a "school word"
Philip: Good day, sir. I can see that you are intending to impersonate a rap artist.
J-weezy: Im...per-son-ait? That's a school word!
Philip: Umm... correction; that's a verb.
J-weezy: That be sounding like one of them school words. Y'all better make some sense before I knock the teeth outta youse!
Philip: Your statements are very intimidating, and I will be required to depart the premises for purposes of my own well-being.
J-weezy: (perplexed) I'll show ya yer well being!
(knocks Philip out)
School Word by thatsaschoolword January 27, 2009

A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has

Was a definition created by keppp in May 13, 2021 to make the text in Watermelon Sugar, BLUE TEXT
The definition is pretty hated since 34% hated the definition because isn't an actual definition (even if actual definitions are pretty rare compared to definitions like "Nice" or "Mine is small" lol)
_(* ̄0 ̄)ノ -whatever
Yes that was STUPID now read the example:
"A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has..." - DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer
LOL LETS DEFINE THAT TO MAKE THE TEXT BLUE!- keppp
UD Editors: ok
And that is why"A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has" & "faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years." are blue

THE END (sorry)!!

Woodside 

A very open female, from both ends; often bisexual
1: Hey did you do Woodside last night?
2: Yea, so did my best friend the night after.
Woodside by Dixon Betweener Legs August 25, 2010

n word at 3am

A word you shouldn't say at 3am or else the hood niggas will come after you.
I'm going to say the n word at 3am. NIGGGAA NIGGER. OH NIGGA THE HOOD NIGGAS ARE AFTER ME.
n word at 3am by Googer Kid November 17, 2020

Woodstock Union High School 

A wonderful place where everyone smokes weed and drinks. The student body consists of almost all preppy rich kids, stoners, and redneck trash. A small portion of the school, often referred to as the "brothers" (not a reference to black people, which there are none of in Vermont) actually know how to get jiggy with it on the weekends. Also, almost everyone sells pot.
Guy 1: Hey man, where can I get some weed?

Guy 2: Just ask any of the students at Woodstock Union High School, they're all selling or tokin'.

Type any word here... 

So, I read the 7th definition for “Type any word here...” and decided I should do what it said to get my reward. Now after typing “YouTube” in the YouTube search bar, changing my name on social media to “Name” and changing the password to “password”, I’m supposed to type this definition and then go back for my reward. This is so exciting! After I get my reward, I’m gonna go play Fortnite and beat up old people!
My wife left me so I like to type “Type any word here...” into the Urban Dictionary search bar!