The Power Of Boners

The belief that if a character (usually in anime) loves someone enough, they can do literally anything; even defy death, logic and/or physics.
(See: Sword Art Online, Episode 14. Kirito uses The Power Of Boners to defy death.)
by shawnDtheman98 May 28, 2015
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boner drug

Pharmaceuticals, i.e.: Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, that enable limp dicks to get a boner.
Bob Dole was the original spokesperson for Viagra. He needed a boner drug in order to get some wood.
by kajoe November 12, 2006
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War Boner

The process of an erection due to being aroused by machine gun fire, explosions, jet engines and large amounts of blood and gore.
As I was massacring my opponents in COD I earned a chopper gunner and the sound of the chain and the propeller meshing together fueled my raging war boner

Dude I noticed in the middle of Apocalypse Now you had a total war boner!
by Valley's Own April 06, 2011
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lady-boner

1. the female equivalent of a 'boner'.

2. May be as mild as slight moisture and nothing else: 'semi lady-boner'

3. Or it may be characterised by extreme wetness, involuntarily clenching and unclenching vaginal muscles, and an erect clitoris: 'massive lady-boner'
"Why did you have unprotected sex with that bad-boy player last night?"

"Because I had a massive lady-boner and he was really doing it for me and my school and family preach abstinence so I had no condoms".
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tongue boner

During a very bad kiss where the kisser's tongue is hard and darting in your mouth.
That guy was cute but when we kissed, he tongue bonered me. So gross.
by jessorlando November 10, 2011
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Breakfast Boner

An erection that occurs in the morning and is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
"Scott, this morning I had a huge breakfast boner and my first piss of the day ended up all over the walls"
by Marc Quenneville May 05, 2009
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cuddle boner

A completely undesired erection one achieves whilst cuddling with your significant other.
Dude, I was just tryna snuggle wit my girl but I freakin had a cuddle boner, and now I have navy balls.
by Ljefeboriqua November 14, 2010
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