kill me where i stand

I was going ot and my mum was calling me and it’s a ting where it’s like yo she was worried bad, she was getting calls from school and I couldn’t just say “oh yeah I’m making shots to nitties” like are you dumb fam

by BigManLikeBigTings May 13, 2025

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where dad went

Dad went away on a long and hard journey to get this magical substance, its called milk and hes been trying to get is for 8 months now

where dad went is not for discussion lets just say he went for the milk

by urboredinschool May 24, 2022

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Where are you?

Where are you?
And I'm so sorry
I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always
This sick, strange darkness
Comes creeping on, so haunting every time
And as I stare, I counted
The webs from all the spiders
Catching things and eating their insides
Like indecision to call you
And hear your voice of treason
Will you come home and stop this pain tonight?
Stop this pain tonight

That song you sing when your bf don't text back.
WhERe Are yOu?

by Rimy Jobbs December 09, 2022

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Where are the knives?

Something you say when you check the kitchen to stab someone who's being a dumbass, but there are only two pans and cooking gloves.

*Where is chocolate?

*Where are the knives?

*Why is there nothing I like?

by chara (your local stabby) July 10, 2023

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