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Jairo Wayne

He is someone that radiates energy that can make people happy.

He is also pathogenic in nature that infects peole with his smile.

He secretes toxins that can make people die with his charms.

He is a parasite.
Jairo Wayne, a parasitic organism called Ascaris lumbricoides.
by elevatedserotonin November 23, 2021
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Wayne

There are two types of the man who has this name. The are polar opposites.

The first type is law abiding. He is an honerable & genuine person who has always thought of his future and has saved money for his early retirement at 55.

Because he has always treated himself in a healthy manner, his looks have not changed from the age of 30 to 55.

The second type is very loud, extremely good at lying, manipulating & bullying. This type always has an alcoholic drink in hand or waiting by the front door of the closest liquor store, in anticipation of the door being unlocked so he can keep his buzz uninterrupted. He will have a long criminal record mostly for being drunk or high and not thinking about the consequences of his actions.

As type two ages, he will not be as social as he was when he was younger. He will lose his youthful smile, thick dark hair and huge biceps.

Type two, has he has never thought of saving a dime. He only knows the “spending money like a drunken roughneck” way of life. He has never paid a dime in spousal support so he can’t go to his ex for money anymore. He steals money from his adult children, by borrowing but never returning the borrowed money. Feeling like a loser, this type will move to a different state in order to be away from the people who know him and his toxic way of life.
1) You have had your house paid for since you were 30? You are a type one Wayne Cooke.
2) All you own is in your old rusted up 4 door car? But you used to make $10,000 every month! Oh, I see now, you are the second type of Wayne Cooke.
by Karmahutsdonit May 15, 2023
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Wayne Drops

The rubbery pieces of cum that stay behind in your body hairs after washing with warm water.
I masturbated in the shower and now i have Wayne Drops stuck in my leg hair.
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John Wayne

Cryptic name for poo; a homonymous pun: “The Duke”(dook)
“Call Elvis; It smells like John Wayne has been here.”
by UrineOverYourHead June 15, 2023
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Lil wayne

Shot himself in the chest once, makes crappy lyrics, sings while flexing and still is somehow famous.
Lil wayne's not even that good bro...
by Kermit's dad June 28, 2023
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Wayne

Wayne Nj - white filled town with a bunch of sluts and whores, smoking at 10 is normal and drugs is the # 1 reason why kids go to high school.
I fucking hate Wayne
by Mikewhocheese February 23, 2023
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John Wayne

What people think: A legendary western movie actor.

Reality: A racist cunt who is probably rotting in hell.
John Wayne was the white supremacist to end all white supremacists.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 16, 2023
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