A wanker is always used as someone who is ineffectual or useless. It does not substitute for asshole, bastard, dickhead etc. It´s roots are in the assumtion that someone who is so useless he cannot find another human being to have sexual relations with has to have sex with himself.
Hence the term meaning to be one who masturbates frequently.
Hence the term meaning to be one who masturbates frequently.
Tony Blair is always pandering to the Americans...what a wanker!
He failed his driving test again the fucking wanker!
He failed his driving test again the fucking wanker!
by Mexcelt April 15, 2006
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Common among the student population, particularly sixth form.
Opposite of a bus wanker.
Common among the student population, particularly sixth form.
Opposite of a bus wanker.
#1 "Where's Bob?"
#2 "Aw, he's driving over. Car wanker."
Car Wanker: "Awww you still get the bus? I drove over." *flashes keys in none-subtle way*
#1 "Sorry I'm late, stupid bus. Bloody freezing too...:("
Car Wanker: "Ahh yeah buses, I remember those. I got here ages ago, nice warm drive over..."
#2 "Aw, he's driving over. Car wanker."
Car Wanker: "Awww you still get the bus? I drove over." *flashes keys in none-subtle way*
#1 "Sorry I'm late, stupid bus. Bloody freezing too...:("
Car Wanker: "Ahh yeah buses, I remember those. I got here ages ago, nice warm drive over..."
by Rawr xD September 10, 2010
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Get the kiwi wanker mug.A male individual who purchases the majority of his clothes from topman. These people are usually twats who go to gay ass clubs afterschool.
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