wench

Peasant girl. Can also be used as a slightly and less aggresive version of bitch.

"That wench ate my waffles."
"You wench!"

by Kyou January 25, 2005

kiwi wanker

A person who wanks with kiwis. Can also be considered as someone who is sexualy attracted to kiwis.

"Fuck off, kiwi wanker!"
"Hi, I wank with kiwis, therefore I am a kiwi wanker."

by Kyou January 25, 2005