The most sexy, smooth, suave, and beautiful man alive. He has a massive schlong and his known for his attractive appearance and undeniable beauty, with his personality being that of an idol adored by the general populace.
by Real Knox Glazer June 24, 2024

by Diamondxo June 24, 2024

A person at a company, typically in some position of authority, who appears or claims to be busy but does very little actual work.
“Salad walker” comes from the stereotype of the female office supervisor that eats their lunch, stereotypically a salad, on-foot because they are “too busy” to sit down for lunch.
“Salad walker” comes from the stereotype of the female office supervisor that eats their lunch, stereotypically a salad, on-foot because they are “too busy” to sit down for lunch.
My supervisor is a salad walker. She’s apparently too busy to respond to our team emails, sign off on her paperwork that she tells us to do for her, or even tell us the new policy changes but is always taking time off for vacations.
by SaddestSardine April 22, 2024

by The grand martes January 8, 2019

Finds pleasure in most things. Will be regularly confused about a lot more things. Likes picking and consuming mushrooms from the middlesbrough moores. Smokes like an industrial northen chimney (this includes vapes, fags and the wacky baccy). An evening without winding down with a lovely can of stella isnt a proper evening for harvey walker. Regularly hops on the sunnies for 6-9 minutes at a time to catch a glowing tan to parade around the middlesbrough region, making the other villages jealous and rage in envy. Cupid struck harvey and is now in an intense long distance relationship (they see eachother often, hes just 5'2) with the german queen. There are no worries in harveys mind as he often says he common catchphrase, "dont even stress man", instead his mind in only full of stella and cheap fags.
by e.Trapz April 25, 2023

James likes to take long walks around country parks and go hiking so he can clear his head and not have the intrusive racist, homophobic and sexist thoughts clouding his judgement. Taking mushrooms to help him focus is his main priority, as well as trying not to get run over on Friday nights after drinking too many beers and shots of tequila rose. A real social hand grenade who is amazing fun to be around until its 1 beer too many and the star jumps begin.
Overall, if you say "im James Walkered" - means you've had too many but will still wake up tomorrow, £260 poorer and go on a romantic walk with the wife
Overall, if you say "im James Walkered" - means you've had too many but will still wake up tomorrow, £260 poorer and go on a romantic walk with the wife
by teamboss1 July 5, 2024
