Bonus Waffle

A waffle (usually eggo) given to the visitor after a pleasurable, unawkward one night stand on their way out the door.

She really earned her bonus waffle last night.

by urwelkumredit April 22, 2013

bukakke waffle

1. A waffle made from the semen collected off a man or woman who has been the subject of a bukakke session. This word is often used to describe someone who pissing you off or when an outrageous retort must be used.

2. A Sailor's breakfast.

Dude, shut up you Bukakke Waffle.

by hookahjoe June 10, 2011

Waffle Porn

Young People Who Like To Jack Off To Old Granny Pornography

Some Guy named Bob Had a Fear Of Rejection From Hot Girls.
So Bob Tried Masterbating To Old Granny Porn. And He Enjoyed It. He Now Enjoys Waffle Porn Aloooot. Poor Bob.

by Chronic Masterbator June 28, 2009

waffle juice

The mixture of syrup and butter that rolls off of waffles while being eaten.

Dude, you just got waffle juice all over your crotch!

by Monkeyboy February 14, 2005

Dick Waffle

When a dick is placed between the ass cheeks and the cheeks are clenched so hard that the dick is pressed into a disc.

Fuck, Bailey gave me such a dick waffle last night.

by TheTrueDiCkWaFfLe November 24, 2014

Love Waffle

A woman's vagina after breakfast.

"Get your sausage out of my love waffle, you sunny-side up slut!"

by Guter November 29, 2007

ass waffle

The act of giving a rimjob while said persons ass is covered in maple syrup, and waffle mix.

I was forced to give a man an ass waffle in prison, this I shall never forget.

by bigwade August 24, 2006