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smug vag

If you say that some woman is smug, you are criticizing the fact they seem very pleased with how good, clever, or lucky they are.
She is such a smug vag for solving the wordle in a few seconds while it took me an hour.
by spsid13 February 1, 2022
mugGet the smug vagmug.

goat vag

by Filthy mustache November 9, 2017
mugGet the goat vagmug.

vag sundae

Depending on diet a vag sundae is a product of a fat girl front wiper. Chocolate or carmel.
Sara has a carmel vag sundae. Because she is to fat to wipe her ass normal.
by libertyprime1 November 6, 2021
mugGet the vag sundaemug.

vag-split ween

Coworker: Knock, knock. Who's there?

Coworker 2: In between

Coworker: In between who?

Coworker 2: Eddy Murphy's in between a vag-split ween!
by Slavid November 4, 2021
mugGet the vag-split weenmug.

Vag Glass

When someone’s significant other hides small shards of glass in her vagina, then adding them to his meals over time. The idea is that, eventually, he succumbs to mysterious internal injuries, and she gets away with murder—all while maintaining her innocence as the world's most devoted cook. It's like the ultimate slow-cooker recipe… with a dash of horror.
She mastered the art of vag glass—serving up dinner with a side of vengeance, one tiny shard at a time.
by CristinBurnsInHell August 13, 2024
mugGet the Vag Glassmug.

VAG

From the late 1970s to 1992, the acronym V.A.G was used by Volkswagen AG for group-wide activities, such as distribution and leasing. Whilst there was no official meaning given for the V.A.G acronym, it was ascribed different meanings in different locations - in Germany Volkswagen Audi Gesellschaft was assumed, whilst in the United Kingdom, Volkswagen Audi Group was used on official communications.
How VW-Audi Airbag Reseter works:With our VAG Airbag Reset Tool you can reset and repair airbag computer in your office in 1 minute.
by ZULUBRAZIL March 7, 2010
mugGet the VAGmug.

sleeze vag

Female version of the stereotypicalsleeze bag”.
Saw this chic while at the bar the other night. She was such a sleeze vag, rubbing up on al these different guys trying to get free drinks. They didn’t want anything to do with her and she didn’t get the hint. It was almost creepy.
by Jennbec1 May 15, 2018
mugGet the sleeze vagmug.

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