Vag-amour

Vag-amour (N)

Similar to Bromance - a vag-amour is the profound love and affection which exists between two heterosexual females

Geez, Becky and Summer are like so inseparable -talk about a vag-amour...

by Spiffybiff November 3, 2010

Vag-Hermit

A guy who's so stuck up his wife's cooch that he can't wipe his own ass without permission

"The bar? Hold on, dude. Lemme ask the wifey real quick...I'm such a Vag-Hermit!"

*OR*

"What'chu mean I can't hang out at Jerry's? Just cuz Sarah'll be there...you serious??"

by SHiLOH GiRL June 16, 2008

Scum Vag

A military veteran that cannot help but exclaim their military service experience at any given time.

"Hey man, what's your favorite gun in Counter-Strike?"
"I really like the M4-A1-S, but I don't think it's realistic. I like the M4-A4 more because I *ACTUALLY* used the A4 in combat over-seas. It just seems more realistic."
"Dude, stop making everything about your four years in the military. You're being a massive Scum Vag right now."

by Rosmak December 21, 2022

#Bird Vag

Its said to describe a woman's vagina if its extremely small

she got a f*cking #Bird Vag

by ElieTheBelly June 16, 2018

Koala Vag

When a teacher or a milf spends way too much time at Cowlishaw and her twat ends up smelling like a nasty, wet, and poo ridden koala.

Clayton: Damn man, you seen that sexy milf jogging around cowlishaw? I'd fucking smash

Palmer nems: Stay away from that nasty cunt. She has koala vag

by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 10, 2022

Vag flats

Abbreviated form of the words vaginal flatulence.

Girl, are you suffering from a bad case of the vag flats? Cause something stank.

by TugglesB June 10, 2018

Vaseline Vag

a bag of microwaved Vaseline shoved up your fanny to use as a cum blocker

My Vaseline vag is bare sticky man

by Hshshdhdhhdhd June 8, 2017