Vag-amour

Vag-amour (N)

Similar to Bromance - a vag-amour is the profound love and affection which exists between two heterosexual females

Geez, Becky and Summer are like so inseparable -talk about a vag-amour...

by Spiffybiff November 3, 2010

Vag-Hermit

A guy who's so stuck up his wife's cooch that he can't wipe his own ass without permission

"The bar? Hold on, dude. Lemme ask the wifey real quick...I'm such a Vag-Hermit!"

*OR*

"What'chu mean I can't hang out at Jerry's? Just cuz Sarah'll be there...you serious??"

by SHiLOH GiRL June 16, 2008

Vag-Tracker

A tracker of the Vagina. (Still under production) Bluetooth enabled, track and sync compatibility, fully customizable. For special offers visit trackthatvag.com

1.Derek is hit, next time he’ll check the Vag-tracker.

2. Derek now has a monthly subscription to Vag-tracker.. and a rash you can’t wash off..

(Quantities limited, subscriptions available)

by Just^jess December 18, 2020

veet the vag

1. verb: to procrastinate.

2. verb: to masturbate.

1. i really veeted the vag on that paper.
2. i'm gonna go veet the vag.

by jameesees May 3, 2023

Vag pops it

When you have a pimple in the lips of the vagina that pop or ooz when you sit

I gota wicked vag pops it

by Conboyvapebilly July 9, 2018

Vag Tuck

Similar to a nip slip, instead you flash your vagina.

I'm gonna vag tuck that dude over there

by SLAP6996 July 22, 2011

vag plaque

The thick gardening of the dried secretion commonly found thickening the walls of the vagina on a mud cricket.

After going down on a mud cricket, the vag plaque flakes off, giving you the pleasure of a snack later on.

by Haha Yupp August 6, 2019