Unicorn

A creature that poops rainbows, barfs glitter, bleeds happiness, can take you on a magical adventure, and has meat that tastes like sprinkles.

My pet Unicorn loves to party!

by SuperCat113 October 6, 2011

horny unicorn

sticking a used condom to a girls fore-head

Give her the horny unicorn

by RyanCock February 22, 2009

unicorning

A term used to describe a person who, at work, magically dissappears and reappears throughtout the work, leaving you and your co-workers wondering where they go to waste time.

"Hey Jim, have you seen Corky?"
"No, he's unicorning again, there's no telling what he's up to."

by cj2liz February 11, 2015

unicorning

To fist a girl in the anal region or in the vaginal area with your middle finger sticking up.

Hey babe, I'm gonna be unicorning you all night long

by TheTaterBater March 18, 2015

fuck unicorn

an obscene gesture using the middle finger projecting from one's forehead

IDIOT: *fuck unicorn gesture*
MORON: What, man? Thats hurtful, man.
IDIOT: Less hurtful than a regular "fuck you."
MORON: How so?
IDIOT: Well if anyone was gonna tell you to go fuck yourself, wouldn't you at least want it to be a unicorn?
MORON: True, dude. That's deep, yo.

by shark28 June 26, 2014

true unicorn

When a girl likes to suck dick and likes to swallow.

true unicorn unicorn

That girl is a true unicorn...she sucks dick like she loves it and swallows.

by Coldblooded October 17, 2015

foxtrot unicorn charlie kilo

A way for gay people in the military to contact other gay people in the military that they like them.

Hey foxtrot unicorn charlie kilo, wanna hang out.

by AJLAKE November 22, 2015