Thunder Grundle

During a fart, when air is compressed between the grundle and a hard surface- the air erupts to the nearest exit, usually out the front of the crotch. It is thunderous, not just for the thunderous noise it makes, but also because of the unsettling direction of the blow.

I had a serious thunder grundle in math class, i think i sprained my taint.

by ceegee2 January 23, 2013

Thunder-Hips

A term for one who has great force with their hip-checks.

Man that guys got Thunder-Hips!

by EnterEpicNameHere September 1, 2013

Tender Foot

Feminine Fellow slang used by Cowboys

That person there wearing those super tight skinny jeans look s like a tender foot

by The real deal mexi Field October 14, 2015

Thunder Mallet

A mentally challenged narcissist with a large penis.

My classmate is a true thunder mallet.

by Tinyradman May 26, 2018

Tenderness

Tenderness ..

That’s me .. at my core …

Gentle .. soft .. sweet ..

Rare for a straight guy perhaps .. one of my age especially but what we are what we are..

Tenderness

All I ever wanted to give

…..

Instead we got ….

Defence mechanism ultra …

Oh that’s cause a lot of the world lack the above traits …

Even affects my relationship with my kids

Hand of god ?

Do I blame him? no ..

Did he make me believe after eating the dirt

Yes

Do I believe in energy as I say ..

Without a doubt ..

Cleansing process is not abating .. and the worst is at the end of that cycle …

Merging the two beliefs still until I have my answer …

I actually think the garden of Eden .. twin flame reunion … reversed …

The bible has many forms not just the one ..

Tenderness .. Tender is the one …

by LetsTalkAboutX January 14, 2023

Cunt Thunder

Sloppy and explosive vaginal fart.

Dude, I was eating her out and her pussy fart sounded like cunt thunder.

by Mr.Happy420 February 20, 2009

cock thunder

When you have a big veiny triumph bastard of a cock and it gets so hard and railing a chick from behind so fucking hard Zeus himself comes down from the clouds and gives you a round of appaulse

What is zues doing here? He is making cock thunder

by Super fagalicious January 19, 2017