pharoah's treasure

When a girl is giving a blow job to two males and she takes their erect penises into her mouth at one time forming a pyramid. She then proceeds to take the cum and spit it from both men's penis into a golden urn, and buries it underneath her cat's grave in her grandma's backyard (under a full moon) while chanting in high-Egyptian. This ritual is most commonly found in Cairo, Egypt but can also be witnessed in Solvang, CA. Made famous during the reign of Cleopatra while she was experimenting with her many sex slaves.

Dude last night Jenny pharoah's treasured those two gay bartenders, they were only in it to touch dicks but she got the cum she needed and is saving it in the most intricate of urns, waiting for a full moon when she can perform the sacred ritual that defines the Pharoah's Treasure!

by The Mummy Man-Whore March 7, 2009

West Virginia Threesome

A menage a tois in which at least two of the participants are related.

I had a West Virginia threesome with my girlfriend and her mom.

by Ed Asner October 23, 2009

treasure-salad

n. 1. a most gay person
2. a person who is being gay
3. Ethan

a combination of treasure (like butt pirates playing "burry the treasure") and salad (like how in prison you get your salad tossed)

That ref soo was the treasure-salad when he made that call...

by shaqualooloo March 15, 2005

Treesus

True God.

Praise Treesus!

Man, that was some kick-ass weed. thnx Treesus!

by |Daev| June 28, 2004

Treesexual

To be sexualy attracted to trees

Tim: are you treesexual
Jim: yes i am sexually attracted to trees

by (⊙＿⊙) February 6, 2017

treasure chest

A box where one keeps all their freaky sex toys, and accesories (such as S&M or bondage gear). Usually hid in a dark closet, attic or under one's bed.

I found Steve's treasure chest. It was full of anal beads, ribbed double sided dildos, handcuffs, 3 different whipes, ass-less chaps, a leash, and a gagball. Steve is one sick fuck.

by Al-Star November 3, 2005

treasure hunting

a somewhat vague term, where 2 participants each pick a side - one as the pirate, the other as the sand, and the ass is somehow involved. most likely it involves "teh gay"

let's go treasure hunting, archibald!

by Fancy Henderson May 23, 2003