by LaMichickkkyyy July 12, 2009
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Oh my god, did you see the snail trail on him?
I was foolin' around with Brad last night, and he had a fuckin' snail trail, I was like - eeew!
I was foolin' around with Brad last night, and he had a fuckin' snail trail, I was like - eeew!
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The process of tightning your but cheeks and letting loose continous little farts while walking usally more than 3 to 5 steps for fear of ripping one ginormous fart
Oscar: holy crap dude...
Jason: what?
Oscar: I totaly farted a huge trail back there. It mustve been that entire hall way!!
Jason: is that what that tapping sound was?!!? Man that mustve been a huge fart trail, that tapping was going on for a good minute and a half!!!!!
Oscar: YEAH!! LOL!!!
Hot chick in the hall way: OMFG!! Whats that smell!!!
Oscar: dude! Lets gtfo of here!!!
Jason: what?
Oscar: I totaly farted a huge trail back there. It mustve been that entire hall way!!
Jason: is that what that tapping sound was?!!? Man that mustve been a huge fart trail, that tapping was going on for a good minute and a half!!!!!
Oscar: YEAH!! LOL!!!
Hot chick in the hall way: OMFG!! Whats that smell!!!
Oscar: dude! Lets gtfo of here!!!
by Oscar "th3omaster" valenz March 15, 2010
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Get the Ho Chi Minh Trail mug.Still or moving images of farm machinery, often viewed in an obsessively-voyeuristic manner. Tractor porn is often associated with the chronic inability to achieve any set task or other meaningful productive output in one's work day.
Tractor porn (or TP) can be broken into different categories. Eg. Large Horsepower, Tractor Pulls, Combine Harvesters, Dump Trucks, Balers, Power Sprayers, Furrow Ploughs, Nut Harvesters, Thrashing Machines, Farm Tools (horse whips etc), PTO Shafts and Small Equipment etc.
In recent years, a global movement has been gaining momentum in the voyeurism of images of improvised mechanical "repairs".
Tractor porn (or TP) can be broken into different categories. Eg. Large Horsepower, Tractor Pulls, Combine Harvesters, Dump Trucks, Balers, Power Sprayers, Furrow Ploughs, Nut Harvesters, Thrashing Machines, Farm Tools (horse whips etc), PTO Shafts and Small Equipment etc.
In recent years, a global movement has been gaining momentum in the voyeurism of images of improvised mechanical "repairs".
That TPS report didn't get done because C.W. was downloading Tractor Porn all afternoon.
I couldn't get any work done because Mr. Corn wouldn't stop talking about the Tractor Porn he consumed whilst looking for useless "bargains" in the clearing sale listings.
He must be a Tractor Porn addict because the way he repaired that connection with cheap packing tape was reminiscent of how a farmer would repair his baler using nothing but twine.
I couldn't get any work done because Mr. Corn wouldn't stop talking about the Tractor Porn he consumed whilst looking for useless "bargains" in the clearing sale listings.
He must be a Tractor Porn addict because the way he repaired that connection with cheap packing tape was reminiscent of how a farmer would repair his baler using nothing but twine.
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