National slap a tommy day

If u know a tommy slap themm

It’s National slap a tommy day slap themm

by My nanny is daddy April 16, 2019

Texas Tommy

Either: a very large bowel movement as a result of opioid-induced constipation
Or: a large stick, used to dislodge or break up such a bowel movement that is stuck in the toilet and won't go down
Or: a person (the "index case") who may have produced the original bowel movement after whom the above are named.

Wow, did you see the Texas Tommy that that guy left in the toilet?

by R2xman August 19, 2025

Tommy buffer

The Tommy buffer is accounting for additional time when inviting a Tommy to an event. The buffer scales based on the importance of the event, and can range from 30 minutes to 2 days.

I’m so excited for my party but I had to use the Tommy buffer to make sure that Tommy was there on time.

by Jluke2024 February 15, 2024

Tommy rigging

When you fix something just enough that the next person that uses it, breaks it.

"Alright, which one of you has been Tommy rigging the toilet again?!"

by Velvet Pimpson July 20, 2023

tommy cash

His song Zuccenberg ebodies his ultimate form. And this form, is the form of forms. Swagger

Friend 1; “Hey man that thing was cool”

Friend 2; “oh, you mean, that was Tommy Cash.”

by SuperSmashBros April 2, 2023

Tommy

Big simp that plays siege at an ok level, lover of booty. Has no boundaries, likes to be a rebound.

Damn he really acting like a "Tommy" today.

by tommylover69 June 10, 2020

Tommy Looks Like A Fish - CHS

Tommy Looks Like A Fish - CHS

Tommy Looks Like A Fish - CHS Tommy is ugly, special, and utterly dumb as he whines like a pousey, stalks freshman girls in an attempt to rape them. He also looks like Oscar from Shark Tale!

by Harvard Future Grad January 13, 2019