Bowser Oil

Many think that Bowser Oil® is drilled and extracted from the lands of the Mushroom Kingdom, but very few know that it actually seeps from the plentiful jowls of Bowser himself! His juices help many aspiring jowl artists grow their pathetic, deflated, disgraceful, jowls into mighty, plump, and radiant jowls.

Kid: Mommy, your jowls are just so robust and radiant. Will be jowls ever grow to become that powerful?

Mom: My child, with enough hard work, strength, and Bowser Oil®, your jowls could one day be as mighty as mine!

by JowlMaster April 17, 2023

burning oil

When you messing up. Basically burning oil. How a old car burns oil.

fuck, Hakop is burning oil he can't get girl's like before.

by Mr. Lincoln May 7, 2017

Big black oiled up man

A big black man, typically very strong, covered in oil.

“Yo cuh did you see that big black oiled up man?”

by PeterGazer24 February 28, 2024

oil gear

Waterproof clothing consisting of overall pants and a rain jacket used on the deck of a boat or anywhere you might get wet.

Old lobster traps tears up your oil gear.

by ACIDDROPx420HITS March 27, 2023

Oil Check

Something you tell Lady Erin Brant during a So Bad It's Good episode to totally break her into dying of laughter!

Dave: Erin, it's called an Oil Check! (motioning sticking his thumb up a butt)

Erin: (dying of laughter) No it's not! Is it?!!!

by RekEighty October 6, 2022

big boys oiled up

it means that ms tedricks boyfreind is skibidi

joseph dalgren is big boys oiled up

by anonymous February 27, 2024

oil man

A man or lady who massages strippers

Yo go tell the oil man come here and rub down the stripper

by Booty asss March 22, 2017