The last rat to leave a sinking ship is the Rat Captain.
1. an employee of a failing businesses, who has no real authority but still insists on sticking it out for as long as possible, despite that everyone at their level or below is quitting.
2. middle management of a failing business who is helping all of their subordinates to get good severance packages before they leave themselves.
1. an employee of a failing businesses, who has no real authority but still insists on sticking it out for as long as possible, despite that everyone at their level or below is quitting.
2. middle management of a failing business who is helping all of their subordinates to get good severance packages before they leave themselves.
"you gotta bail on that job already you Rat Captain, they aren't going to promote you when they're in liquidation"
by clayhands May 25, 2021
Get the Rat Captainmug. To have diarrhea and vomit at the same time, as experienced by many of the patrons of the Virginia restaurant of the same name.
by microzen April 22, 2012
Get the Captain Georgemug. Captain lifesaver is the best person ever. The best drawer. Captain lifesaver has the best personality ever. He knows what to tell you or send to you exactly when you need it. Heโs perfect.
by Mystery1813 June 9, 2019
Get the Captain lifesavermug. Watch left, Captain Kirk is gonna blow his load!
She drenched his Captain Kirk while texting her girlfriend.
She drenched his Captain Kirk while texting her girlfriend.
by fmywet87 March 17, 2016
Get the Captain Kirkmug. by xx_JakeAdamson_100chromosome_ January 2, 2019
Get the Captain Widemug. The term for a friend or roommate who's decided to get a little salty, and has nothing to say but meaningless insults.
by dangerzone116 December 17, 2011
Get the Captain Insultmug. A guy with so much testosterone, heโll make anyone his bitch. Usually, he looks like this: ๐ถ๐ผ
Random #1: who would win in a fight; captain Russia, or _______?
Random #2: not even a question. Captain Russia.
Random #2: not even a question. Captain Russia.
Get the Captain Russiamug.