Only performed by Level 82+ Afghan niggas, and with a penile erectoligist present in the case of a medical emergency, where two 12 inch + Turban wearing dudes (or trannies) Lay on their backs with their erect penises pointing up at a 80-100 degree angle (Professionals can get precisely 90 degrees every time) have men with sheisties throw paper airplanes at their dicks, hitting them at the perfect angle to make them cumshot up to 90 meters. Professionals have reportedly shot up to 150 meters reaching speeds of the American Airlines Flight 11 plane itself, but this takes years of practice to master.
Osama Bin Laden reportedly used Al-Qaeda Flicker Gooning to prepare the members of Al-Qaeda for their attacks on the world trade center in NY.
by NigerianFlickerGooner9000 December 23, 2024

by GPUMelty December 19, 2023

A boxing technique, a punch you throw where you get off to yourself or your opponent. Technique is currently unknown.
Person 1: Yo sigma, when do you wanna start flicker gooning
Person 2: Only when we get in the ring so I don't get disqualified
Person 2: Only when we get in the ring so I don't get disqualified
by onlythisaudnerstand May 29, 2024

I am a country guy and a lot of ppl dont under stand the southern dielect, this is a shortened version of the words "go" and "on", usually said to an animal or person (if told to a person it is rarely friendly and majority dorogatory) to tell them to leave
by thatcountrylib April 3, 2025

by A$@P December 8, 2020

“I goon to nico”
by NicoJK2801 September 27, 2025

It is when a person takes a drug known as peyote and goes into a forest kills an elk wears its head and skin and goons at the moon.
by Bromime February 13, 2024
