Typically afflicts those from the ages of 14-25, who attended the high school of, but not limited to: Emmaus, Parkland, and Central Catholic.
There are primarily white, with gender not being a factor. They can be extremely confrontational, with very little to show for it. Most guys feature the rotund physique, with the lucky ones being skinny due to a high metabolism. Some tote a patch of fuzz that they claim to be a beard. The ladies weigh in between 100 to 250 pounds, and can drink any NFL lineman under the table.
When not staring you down in the hallways or making seemingly subtle yet rather direct facebook statuses about you, they are posting random lyrics by Wiz Khalifa, Lil' Wayne or Mac Miller. Now this wouldn't normally be a problem, but the infusion of rap lyrics combined with a predominantly white population has led them to believe that they can use the N word, profusely. Thankfully at Parkland we have Mr. Bailey, who reminds them to knock that shit off.
Thanks to Lil' Wayne, Mac Miller and Wiz, drugs and alcohol play a major role in their lifestyle. Many of them, both males and females, have DUIs or at least an underage. When not drinking to unconsciousness, they can be seen defecating on your family's most recent purchase from Ethan Allen.
WARNING: Anyone who tells you that they "are tired", more than once a week is afflicted. The severity can be indicated by how many times said individual says so, and trust me, you'll remember after reading this.
There are primarily white, with gender not being a factor. They can be extremely confrontational, with very little to show for it. Most guys feature the rotund physique, with the lucky ones being skinny due to a high metabolism. Some tote a patch of fuzz that they claim to be a beard. The ladies weigh in between 100 to 250 pounds, and can drink any NFL lineman under the table.
When not staring you down in the hallways or making seemingly subtle yet rather direct facebook statuses about you, they are posting random lyrics by Wiz Khalifa, Lil' Wayne or Mac Miller. Now this wouldn't normally be a problem, but the infusion of rap lyrics combined with a predominantly white population has led them to believe that they can use the N word, profusely. Thankfully at Parkland we have Mr. Bailey, who reminds them to knock that shit off.
Thanks to Lil' Wayne, Mac Miller and Wiz, drugs and alcohol play a major role in their lifestyle. Many of them, both males and females, have DUIs or at least an underage. When not drinking to unconsciousness, they can be seen defecating on your family's most recent purchase from Ethan Allen.
WARNING: Anyone who tells you that they "are tired", more than once a week is afflicted. The severity can be indicated by how many times said individual says so, and trust me, you'll remember after reading this.
Allendownee: "Man, I'm so tired."
Your Average White Kid: "Really? I know exactly what to do!"
Allendownee: "...what?"
Your Average White Kid: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Another Average White Kid: Allendown's Syndrome at its finest.
Your Average White Kid: "Really? I know exactly what to do!"
Allendownee: "...what?"
Your Average White Kid: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Another Average White Kid: Allendown's Syndrome at its finest.
by Ned's Little Brother May 26, 2011
In reference to the Northern Alberta Institute of Technology, or NAIT. The syndrome affects any and all students who attend the facility, and even some pedestrians walking by. Common symptoms of NAIT Syndrome are severe mental retardation, loss of bowel control, and loss of previous education. NAIT syndrome actually makes an individual lose their high school education. Individuals who suffer from NAIT syndrome are not aware of their ailment, and the only known cure is to go back to any other school for the same number of years as they attended NAIT.
Someone without NAIT syndrome, "Hey could you open that door for me?"
NAIT student, "DERP!!" Shits pants and runs into door.
Someone without NAIT syndrome, "You might want to get rid of your NAIT syndrome."
NAIT student, "AHHH DERP!!" Shits pants.
NAIT student, "DERP!!" Shits pants and runs into door.
Someone without NAIT syndrome, "You might want to get rid of your NAIT syndrome."
NAIT student, "AHHH DERP!!" Shits pants.
by Deevoded January 12, 2011
1. One who exhibits a tortured use of logic to support an untenable claim.
2. A reference to the infamous Youtube user who goes by the username, Shockofgod. The syndrome is so named because Shockofgod is renowned for mutilating basic logic.
2. A reference to the infamous Youtube user who goes by the username, Shockofgod. The syndrome is so named because Shockofgod is renowned for mutilating basic logic.
"Johnny is suffering from Shockofgod Syndrome because he demonstrates a complete lack of understanding regarding X, Y, and Z propositions."
"Give proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct." This is Shockofgod's basic challenge to all atheists. The question itself is full of tautologies, a very basic misunderstanding of what atheism actually is, and no understanding of the burden of proof. Dozens of atheists have posted responses to his question detailing the problems with the question itself. Instead of answering the objections to his own question, Shockofgod simply ignores these objections, declares victory, and goes home, à la George Bush II.
The only answer atheists have been able to wring out of him, so far, was in the form of a twisted use of the burden of proof where he stated that the burden is on the atheist because Christians outnumber atheists, which may also be a case of argumentum ad populum.
"Give proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct." This is Shockofgod's basic challenge to all atheists. The question itself is full of tautologies, a very basic misunderstanding of what atheism actually is, and no understanding of the burden of proof. Dozens of atheists have posted responses to his question detailing the problems with the question itself. Instead of answering the objections to his own question, Shockofgod simply ignores these objections, declares victory, and goes home, à la George Bush II.
The only answer atheists have been able to wring out of him, so far, was in the form of a twisted use of the burden of proof where he stated that the burden is on the atheist because Christians outnumber atheists, which may also be a case of argumentum ad populum.
by Kylenki September 03, 2010
Martin:whays wrong with charles he when i saw him he was acting like those black people down in sounth austin?
Cladicus:i feel he came down with a bad case of nigga syndrome
Cladicus:i feel he came down with a bad case of nigga syndrome
by k-skizzlez May 05, 2009
Hillary: (gets up from chair she's been sitting in for hours) "Ow! I have spongebob syndrome!"
Kristina: "What's that?"
Hillary: "When you've been sitting the same way for too long, and when you get up your butt feels square."
Kristina: "What's that?"
Hillary: "When you've been sitting the same way for too long, and when you get up your butt feels square."
by teeny0584 October 14, 2006
The effect that afflicts every MLB superstar: the Yankees sign him and he then turns into a mediocre player.
by Pmag April 10, 2009
Kage syndome is a form of internet slang, refering to someone who suffers from a poor social life outside of the internet. Originally coined on an anime forum, Kage syndrome's namesake KageBunshin (refered to as Kage by the forum members) was subject to much mockey for being a virgin, having few friends, parents who would ban him from the internet based on the actions of his older brother, and "being ghey to the max". Suffering from Kage syndrome is similar to being "emo" and can often refer to someone's inability to have sex.
What a n00b. I bet he has Kage Syndrome.
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Lol Professional_Asshole21 has Kage Syndrome pretty bad. I hear he went to a party, and even teh fat chicks wouldn't do him.
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m4dsk1llz is ghey to the max. I bet he has Kage Syndrome.
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Lol Professional_Asshole21 has Kage Syndrome pretty bad. I hear he went to a party, and even teh fat chicks wouldn't do him.
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m4dsk1llz is ghey to the max. I bet he has Kage Syndrome.
by Soul_ffp July 18, 2006