I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all

Bruh. Really? Just…
Bruh.

I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all, but I copy and pasted this

by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld November 30, 2021

San Francisco Stand Off

Where two people have a game of tug of war using their ass and some anal beads. First to get it ripped out loses (recommended to use the bathroom beforehand unless that's your thing)

"Jeez babe, my ass is so sore from that game of San Francisco Stand Off earlier"

by Vvespidae May 1, 2025

A week long stand

When you decide to stay with someone for a week, get there account information and social security card, then leave them with nothing

I pulled off a week long stand last week, on my way to Hawaii now

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

standing on business

your doing something that makes you a boss

You hanged up the phone on your ex wow girl standing on business

by nayaplay.0 February 9, 2024

Kick stand

When your dick is so long and stiff that you can use it to stand.

“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I'm using my dick as a kick stand.”

by OgLoc6969 December 21, 2021

Pimp Stand

Nickname for P-stan, a really cool person, derived from Lemonade Stand, and used without his knowledge.

"yo, pimp stand's got some fireworks, let's steal 'em!"

by stindle August 5, 2004

Alaskan Lemonade Stand

When you piss on someone's pillow, then put it in the freezer and then assault the person whom owned the pillow with their newly frozen treat

The bastard stole my pitching wedge so I gave him an Alaskan Lemonade Stand when I was over last.... He gave it back.

by LeStranger Danger May 7, 2022