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The White Man Flip 

When two gay men are fucking each other in the asses the one taking it does a front flip while the man is still inside causing his dick to break inside
Hey man after work do you want to do the white man flip with me
The White Man Flip by Mr. Jankum February 8, 2025

the mold man 

The mold man is a cryptid created by troop 188. The mold man is tall with several arms. He can summon mold on command. He does have a dance.
Scout 1: “Why does our patrol box have mold in it?”
Scout 2: “it must be the mold man!”
*The mold man, behind a tree doing his mold man dance, chanting, “The mold man”.*
the mold man by Cryptid scouter February 20, 2025

the coolest man alive 

umm so basically his name is bananafries.. yeah thats pretty awesome.....
Used while speaking to Bananafries... Ex: Hi the coolest man alive. How is your day?

The Protein Man 

A man of mythical sexual prowess. Not only known for his monstrous size sexual appendage but also for his non-stop, sexual climaxes without any refractory period. He is always up to the task and brothels fear him for his marathon sex sessions which end up leaving all the working girls out of comission for days on end. You'll usually find him in Japanese hentai anime recaps on Youtube.
Chuck: I can go all night, non-stop, fucking the brains out of the sluttiest of bitches. I'm the protein man.
Jason: Didn't I tell ya to lay off that meth?

The Third Man Paradox

This is an oldie but a goodie.
The Third Man Paradox

Theist "I think God is real because thus!"

Atheist "I don't think God is real because thus!"

Third Man "I can prove whether it's real or not to both of you immediately."
The Third Man Paradox by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

The Ham Man

Champion of Planet Hammonia
The Ham Man: "I am The Ham Man"
The Ham Man by The Ham Man (real) January 10, 2026