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Masterbation

Masterbation, to Climb-a-clock-tower-and-pull-an-oozy. I.E. Jizz

by Richierd March 25, 2011

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Clock Out With My Cock Out

To "call it a day" at work so you can go party.

EMPLOYEE #1: Hey, dude, you coming to happy hour?
EMPLOYEE #2: Hells yeah! It's time to clock out with my cock out!

by StupidExpressions.com October 01, 2009

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Irish Alarm Clock

when you're woken by involuntary bowel movements in the early hours of the morning after drinking too many pints of guinness

Don't worry, I've set my irish alarm clock.

by stoutlover August 31, 2010

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Even a broken clock is right twice a day

1. Success obtained through dumb luck.

2. A rare moment of high achievement from an individual/team/company that is usually unsuccessful.

"I can't believe that Johnny took home that chick last night!"

"Yeah, well even a broken clock is right twice a day."

by Big Ern December 17, 2004

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'till the clock says FM

When you stay up to 12:00 PM in the next day.

How to preform a 'till the clock says FM:

1. Wake up before 12:00 PM (noon)
2. Consume energy drink of choice. (You will want to do this step. Trust me.)
3. Pull off an all-nighter
4. Stay up 'till 12:00 PM in the next day where sleep deprivation will most likely change PM on clocks to FM and FM on radios to PM.

I pulled off a 'till the clock says FM. It was brutal.

I was super tired when I tried to do the 'till the clock says FM.

I preformed the 'till the clock says FM +12 hours. AM stays AM on clocks.

by James1011R April 03, 2011

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