Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

The Breath Of Grease (Greece to Greeks)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Grease (Greece to Greeks)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

grease strip

A road containing a multitude of fast food restaurants in close proximity.

I'm running down to the grease strip for a big Mac and fries and then a blizzard from DQ. Can I get you anything?

by Marvinthegoose April 17, 2022

slow grease

1. n. the name for both the substance and the moment at which you have realized that you have shit your pants, but it has yet to leak out of your anus to ruin your best underwear and your day.

Those chicken livers I had last night must have been bad because this morning when I dropped ass the ol slow grease dribbled out and ruined me favorite drawers.

by Doc Guitar November 6, 2014

Man-grease

The thin film of lubricant that coats the water surface of an all-guy hot tub party.

The boy's hot tub party was interrupted when Randy broke the man-grease coming up for air.

by Easternschooner December 4, 2023

muff grease

the uncomfortable feeling of sweat rolling down your muff making it greasy

I've got bad muff grease today babe

by Currymuncherfromhell March 6, 2024

Greased

When someone’s belongings are stolen or when someone is robbed. To be greasy is means you’re someone who steals things and you’re untrustworthy. The term is used mostly in Canada and originated in Winnipeg, MB where the robbery rate is 5x higher than the national average.

Bro: Yo bro I got greased for my smokes last night at the party.
Me: Bet it was that Northside chick shes known to be hella greasy.

by PegCity2VanCity October 31, 2020