hooker-fish

A hooker that smells like fish...which is pretty much every single one!

person 1: what's that smell?

person 2: That's just that hooker-fish over there

person 1: yupp that's the smell

by Swirlzzzzzz January 22, 2010

Mullet Fish

A fish with a mullet and tn's that will staunch you to death

Guy 1: How does that mullet fish have a new girl already?
Guy 2: His mullet and tn's get all the fish in the sea

by Toby.H May 4, 2017

Fish Finder

A different take on gaydar, where the person, normally a lady, is able to spot all the lesbians in the immediate vicinity.

Linda's fish finder was on fire last night-she found all five rug munchers at the party and took two of them home!

by Redfoot79 June 24, 2010

mouse fishing

It's like that thing, where you accidentally knock your mouse off your desk, and rather than reach down to get it, you just grab the cable and reel it back up, hand over hand.

Tony was too fat and lazy to set his laptop aside, so just grabbed the cable on the back and did some mouse fishing.

by President Warren G. Harding September 26, 2012

Killer Fish

Killer Fish from San Diego! I don't know what I am but I taste really good! I'm a killer fish.

Hello, I'll be you're killer fish for the evening.

by expand.dong September 24, 2021

Like Fishing

Posting a Facebook status solely for the reason of obtaining as many likes as possible.

Ninety-Nine percent of non-celebrity statuses are the result of like fishing.

Facebook User's status: "Maybe you should eat makeup, so you can try to be pretty on the inside too."

Dude: "Damn, Facebook User got 57 likes. That's an obvious use of like fishing."

by Sonial January 13, 2012

Infinity Fish

A collossal gold fish said to be so immense in size that not even the mighty Lime Cat or the glorious Clock Spider can devour it. It is said in the last chapter of the Book of Infinity, "And lo: Our heralds Lime Cat and Clock Spider, after defeating the Enternal Ferret, turn their attention toward Infinity Fish; who (when woken),will challenge the mighty Gods and eat whole the universe when Tempus Infinitus arrives." (Latin for Infinite time) Infinity Fish will mark the end of the world, because he shall kill Lime Cat and Clock Spider. Beware and be ready for Tempus Infinitus.
-Apostle of Infinity

Do not challenge the might of Infinity Fish, for he is the destroyer of worlds.

by The Apostle of Infinity April 3, 2009