English teacher

The teacher that hates your guts and sends you to the office for closing a waterbottle and lets you out late

Friend 1: “Yo Gerald, guess what the English teacher did today!”
Gerald: “What now?”
Friend: “She send Dwayne to the office for closing a waterbottle during class!”
Gerald: “Time to f***ing k*ll her.”
Friend: “Man, sign me up.”

by Whatisthis_sorcery November 28, 2024

English

English is overly complicated

WhY EnGLiSh sO COmPliCATed

by Lostsea3 May 21, 2022

Hindi Never English Ever

A phrase said and written by Tamils in protest of making Hindi the official language of India after independence from the British. This phrase was first started by Sage Chackravarti Rajagopalachari.
They protested because Tamil is a Dravidian language and Hindi is Indo-Aryan, so most Tamils understood English better than Hindi.
Hindi and English eventually both became the official languages until 1965, when English was removed.

"You are talking Hindi? Hindi Never English Ever!"

by Vishrudh Mayurasunu March 27, 2024

English

Hard

Do you believe that that word exists?
Did you just say “that that”
I guess English is hard man

by sadbish March 1, 2019

Jake English

one sexy man

person 1: "my favorite homestuck character is jake english."
person 2: "why?"
person 1: "hes just extremely sexy."

by mmeeoowww August 14, 2021

english wikipedia

an english version of the world's most favorite website

person 1: hey why is this chinese wikipedia?
person 2: type english wikipedia
person 1: thank you very much

by Phu The Writer May 9, 2022

English or Spanish

What you say to make somebody freeze mid second.

Friend 1:’English or Spanish?’
Friend 2:’English”
Friend 1:’move if your gay’

by Pen farmer June 19, 2024