This word is a combination of the words definitely and dolphin. Dolphin lovers use this word as much as possible because they can’t get enough of dolphins.
by Sarah Flunnyphin December 31, 2020

1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.
2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching p0rnpoise, because the concept of true human connection perplexes them.
2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching p0rnpoise, because the concept of true human connection perplexes them.
Well… that Jim Dave Vance fellow turned out to be a real, self-described couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?
by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024

The term 'Baby Dolphin' is used when you are with a group of close friends in public and you realize that you have diarrhea, bubble guts, or just need to make a serious trip to the restroom without insulting those around you.
This term is mainly used in a serious situations where you must leave a party or event because you're about to soil your pants and embarrass yourself and others around you.
It's a more discrete way of saying that you need to crap rather than saying it out loud. You simply look at the driver and say, baby dolphin!
This term is mainly used in a serious situations where you must leave a party or event because you're about to soil your pants and embarrass yourself and others around you.
It's a more discrete way of saying that you need to crap rather than saying it out loud. You simply look at the driver and say, baby dolphin!
Last night we were at a killer party and Taylor looked at me and screamed 'Baby Dolphin', I could tell it was serious so we left and stopped at the nearest gas station.
We were on a double date last night with the guys and Sarah sent me a text under the table that said 'Baby Dolphin', so I went with her to the restroom so her diarrhea wasn't so obvious.
We were on a double date last night with the guys and Sarah sent me a text under the table that said 'Baby Dolphin', so I went with her to the restroom so her diarrhea wasn't so obvious.
by Ricky Roseay August 19, 2013

by Jason Jorgs September 27, 2019

Another word for condom used after the act of sex has been ensued and may or may not at this point be of any use.
We had been having sex and I was in mid-cum when she asked me to put on the condom. At this point it was nothing more than a Dolphin Blanket.
by Dolphinquilt November 07, 2010

When you giving it to you're girl
Before loosing a load, pull out, flip her over on her stomach
Prop her for doggystyle
Before entering the anus
°Quickly°
She reel herhead back while mimicking the sequel of a dolphin similar to
"en en en en en en en en en en en en en en en enen en en en en en en enen en en en en en en enen en en en en en en en"
Before loosing a load, pull out, flip her over on her stomach
Prop her for doggystyle
Before entering the anus
°Quickly°
She reel herhead back while mimicking the sequel of a dolphin similar to
"en en en en en en en en en en en en en en en enen en en en en en en enen en en en en en en enen en en en en en en en"
En en en
Julie must be watching penguins clips
You mean someone pleasured a squeal of a dolphin out of you're mom
Julie must be watching penguins clips
You mean someone pleasured a squeal of a dolphin out of you're mom
by Carrotbeaver July 26, 2019

The dolphins are the second most intelligent species on the planet Earth, only surpassed by mice, although many outside observers don't know about the mice. They long ago knew of Earth's planned destruction and tried to communicate this to humans who misinterpreted it as "amusing attempts to punch football or whistle for tidbits." The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the "Star Spangled Banner," but was, in fact, a message. The message was "So long, and thanks for all the fish."
"For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”
by sixtimesseven June 10, 2020
