WHO IS THIS IDIOT AT THE HELM OF THIS SHIP? DOES HE UNDERSTAND THAT HE IS HEADING STRAIGHT FOR THIS ICE BERG!!, MUST BE A CAPTAIN CACA , A FULL OF SHIT CAPTAIN
by MASTABLASTA3 December 05, 2013
by Mr.Gentlemen April 20, 2022
A phrase that is used to state that what the other person is saying is obvious.
"Captain Obvious, he's our hero! He's gonna tell you what you already know!"
"Captain Obvious, he's our hero! He's gonna tell you what you already know!"
2 men are walking together outside during the zombie apocolypse. Suddenly, a zombie leaps out of some bushes he was hiding in, and rushes at the 2 men. One of the men takes out a shotgun and blows the guy's head off. The 2 men watch in horror as he collapses to the ground, blood gushing from his neck. "Oh my goodness! I think he's dead!" One of the men say. The other man looks at him and says, "Thanks, Captain Obvious." Frustrated, the first man takes his gun and blows his head off. The second man falls to the ground, blood gushing from his neck. "Oh my goodness! I think he's dead!" The man exclaims.
by ThatPyro August 11, 2015
Fanta is the fizziest and Coolest drink of all the sodas! It's a drink that has been made by the Coke Company and is very popular! He looks cool in his goggles and likes the color "Orange"
by PikaGamer Spacemon January 23, 2018
A trash ass guy. He’s lame af and can’t play rainbow 6. Has a bomb ass wifey though. Don’t know how this guy has friends.
by Videogame girl 420 May 29, 2020
Noun; Someone who makes it their job to judge other people's fashion, a person without the skills to tell when not to comment on your poor appearance
The term is jokingly used for self-appointed individuals who criticise the clothing others wear, and thereby those others' fashion sense.
Often used in a joking manner as response to a compliment.
In reference to the fashion magazine, Vogue
The term is jokingly used for self-appointed individuals who criticise the clothing others wear, and thereby those others' fashion sense.
Often used in a joking manner as response to a compliment.
In reference to the fashion magazine, Vogue
"Oh, I look good today? How'd I look yesterday? Did I offend you with my ugliness? How about last week? Did I disgust you? You're such a Vogue Captain. What is wrong with you?"
by wk sun August 26, 2009
To have diarrhea and vomit at the same time, as experienced by many of the patrons of the Virginia restaurant of the same name.
by microzen February 19, 2012