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Burrito

The worst food ever. Even with fucking sauce it’s crap. No one should even look at a burrito. We should all eat unfertilized eggs because that’ll make life better.
Ari: You know Burrito’s
Emily: yeah...
Ari: They’re goddamn terrible
Emily: I agree highly
by Quietwolf12 January 8, 2020
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New Mexico Burrito

A sexual act involving 2 men, 1 circumcised, 1 uncircumcised.
The uncircumcised man covers the head of the circumcised man's penis tip to create something that looks like a burrito. They may wrap their penises in a tortilla to create an actual burrito.
Randy and Raphael pulled a New Mexico Burrito yesterday
by BronxZooNigga123 August 12, 2018
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burrito sleve

A sexy sleve with a sexy burrito just sexy baby.
by KimJongThedicktatior September 29, 2017
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prison burrito

Top Ramen and chili in tortilla. Poor man's burrito.
Let's have a prison burrito!
by Spasticgal December 6, 2013
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Wank Burrito

Masturbating into a microwaved tortilla wrap until ejaculation occurs, wrapping it up like a burrito and serving it to an enemy
'Din!' Announced Rogle, 'I just made a wank burrito and serving it to Dennis with his pepper coffee!'
by RogleDin December 12, 2018
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bean burrito booty

“nice lookin booty , scrumptious.” or “a beautiful woman
by urbanwayzzz April 2, 2021
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Del tacos burrito

Del tacos burritos are the shit, I buy and taste like paradise.
They have chicken, cheese, lettuce and the thing on top. Original made in
Person: I love Del tacos burritos

Person2: mhm
by DingDong900 December 14, 2023
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