Bed Hugger

Someone who stays in bed all day & never seems to get out of bed cause of being too lazy. Being stuck to the bed 24/7.

Their older brother doesn't come out of the room very often because he rather be a bed hugger.

by S.M.Shorty06 August 23, 2011

Grateful Bed

Lady advancing in years, single, beyond cougar, will attempt to pull drunken semi-conscious guys from pubs/clubs/lean-to's. Will lie in wait until right moment and pounce. (Does not wear tie-dye) (though might have beard)

Dude, that chick (sic), is checking you out!

Naaah man, she's 65! A Grateful Bed if ever I saw one, give me another 16 pints and i'll go for it!!!

by chefjim December 9, 2008

wet-the-bed

Someone weak. To not have control over one's bodily functions. To be a pussy.

That damn wet-the-bed gave me all his lunch money because I said I'd kick the shit out of him. He even promised me to give it to me tommorrow!

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

Amber Heard the bed

Pop culture reference for shit the bed

Johnny Depp's career really Amber Heard the bed

by floydtaylor April 24, 2022

make his bed

When you have dirty, dirty, dirty sex on your Boo's gay BFF's bed and feel (slightly) guilty about it in the morning.

"We're going to have to 'Make his bed' tomorrow before we leave so he doesn't sleep in our, you know" , said Boo.

by mazzok May 23, 2016

bed shitter

Calvin making his picks

You really are a bed shitter when it comes to placing football bets.

by Tuneball September 10, 2008

bed angels

Like making snow angels, on your bed.

I'll never amount to anything. I'm only good at making bed angels.

by catfight12 January 8, 2009