the book of the damned

A book for the damned. Nuff said.

Joe: Hey! That man was so freaking evil!
Shelly: He should go in the book of the damned!

by AnonymousPieceofshit May 29, 2016

Throne booking

The act of scrolling through ones feed, responding or wall monitoring while on the toilet.

Brian: "You have anything to read in your bathroom"
Matt: "If you had an iPhone you'd be throne booking right now"

by ididthat October 25, 2011

Hooker Book

1. To flee rapidly from an area while attempting to remain casual, upon discovery of involvement in nefarious activity by an authority figure.

2. List of names (or a person whose name appears on said list) of friends with benefits for whom the "friend" portion consists solely of "dates" in which the man pays for the woman's dinner or movie, followed by sex.

1. Every time the boss opens his office door all the dudes visiting his hot new secretary do the hooker book back to their cubicles...Embarrassing.

2. Yo, I saw you and Mary Jane at dinner the other night. Are you actually dating that ho? Naw man, she strictly hooker book.

by Bitter Pills January 27, 2010

Nut book

A book that has data of every time you have nutted

Oh yes, that’s my nut book I haven’t seen it in years.

by CommonWhiteBoi January 6, 2019

a cover is not the book

A cover is not the book is a song by Emily Blunt. Its from Mary poppins returns.

"A Cover Is Not The Book so open it up and take a look,"
"Under the covers one discovers that the king may be a crook,"

by Lucyiscoming August 14, 2021

The Book of Aaron

The Book of Aaron is an amazing book, that has the potential to change people's lives for the better, but most likely for the worst. It's currently being written so it is not finished, but rest assured that Aaron (the author and cult leader) is working very hard on it. It covers many issues and opens new and intriguing ideas for questions that have been asked many times. Please buy a copy, Aaron (the author and cult leader) is desperate and most likely poor.

"I love the book of Aaron its so smart and good, I wish I could marry him"

by Rema D October 25, 2020

book-reader

A character which has been a victim to practically every pre-teen novel.

It doesn’t matter what their parents their other personality, hobbies, backstory or motives are, whether or not book reading correlates with their character, it’s part of them.

Basically; Book-readers are characters in books where book reading is a personality trait, when it’s not.

‘Book-reader’: “ugh, your so annoying, maybe read a book. Books are interesting.”

Reader: “cringe”

by Couch_King October 2, 2022