titted

to grab hold of a chicks boobs and ass and enjoy it!

guy1: how was your date last night?
guy2: i totally titted her within the first 5 minutes!
guy1: NICE!!!!

by Token444 July 8, 2010

Twitterbreak

Taking a moment during something strenuous or dangerous in which normal people would either finish their task or possibly run for their lives to tweet(4) about it on Twitter.com

Guy 1: "OH SHIT, OUR APARTMENTS ON FIRE, DUDE CALL 911!"

Guy 2: "Ok one sec!"
*Tweeting: SHITSHITSHIT MY PLACE IS BURNING DOWN* Ok I'll call 911 now!"

Guy 1: "You asshole! You're going to get yourself killed taking Twitterbreaks like that!

by Dexi February 17, 2009

Twitterbug

Someone who spends a great deal of their time on micro blogging service, Twitter.

“Why are you spending so much of your time on Twitter? If you’re not careful, you’ll turn into a Twitterbug.”

by Prof Bruce November 9, 2009

Twitter

A way for people to feel like anyone cares or that they give a shit about what they do.

see also Facebook status

Man 1: Hey man did you read my twitter.

Man 2: No, and I never will.

Man 1: But I'm important! Lots of people look at my twitter!

Man 2: I assume that by twitter that you mean pussy. Go kill yourself, no one likes you anyway.

Man 1: ...

by sevenoddseven December 26, 2010

twitterectomy

To ban or remove twitter from a workplace, venue, city or country

Socially Disgruntled Person 1: Hey, man, my twitter isn't tweeting. What's going on.

Socially Disgruntled Person 2: Twitterectomy, mate. It's down. The Man don't want us tweeting about Stuff, right?

by The Grrl May 21, 2011

Twitter Lie

When you tweet something that you know isn't true just because you're on twitter and you think no one will notice

(twitter lie) I can't wait to see her <3

(reality) I'm so lonely

by chillette August 7, 2011

twitter

It is something that only females have, it's the bit between the twat and the shitter.

Ooooh she slipped off her bike seat and bumped her twitter on the handlebar.

by Nerd Flanders August 1, 2014