Shortened form of bastard. Used when one is too lazy to use full word, or when full word would be inapropriate.
by WestPhiladelphian February 10, 2008
The feeling that you experience after someone walks in on you playing a game with the Wii's motion-sensing controller.
I felt very Wii-tarded after my wife walked in on me swordfighting with the Wiimote in my underwear.
by Voyager July 16, 2006
words and phrases commonly fucked up holla fitycent whats up and there response is good straight up ridiculously stupid people
by marcus January 20, 2005
by Aerolynn May 30, 2008
(Noun). The perfect phonetic contraction of "cock-sucking, douche-bag retard" used to describe only the most insufferable examples of self-righteous, holier-than-thou, alpha-male bullshit.
1: "In a shameless attempt to impress 'the Talent', the Couche Tard waxed quixotic about the recipe for braised endives his mother picked up in the south of France to the effect of rage and nausea."
2: "The authors of definitions 3 and 4 (above) are total Couche Tards."
2: "The authors of definitions 3 and 4 (above) are total Couche Tards."
by Boosh81 April 23, 2010
Even though Courtney name-drops and prays for Prada, I still love the old cow because I'm such a courtney-tard!
by Buckeroo December 17, 2006
Johnny's money he uses to buy ecstasy goes directly into the pockets of some ecstasy manufacturer in the Netherlands. That e-tard needs to chill with the tabs.
by Ifucanreadthisgoodjob July 31, 2006