/b/tard

Shortened form of bastard. Used when one is too lazy to use full word, or when full word would be inapropriate.

that stupid /b/tard doesn't know about the rules 1 and 2

by WestPhiladelphian February 9, 2008

Wii-tarded

The feeling that you experience after someone walks in on you playing a game with the Wii's motion-sensing controller.

I felt very Wii-tarded after my wife walked in on me swordfighting with the Wiimote in my underwear.

by Voyager July 16, 2006

fucking tard

a person that fucks everything up

words and phrases commonly fucked up holla fitycent whats up and there response is good straight up ridiculously stupid people

by marcus January 19, 2005

slow-tarded

Slow person, or object that is retarded or has gone haywire or broken.

that compie is being slow-tarded. (otherwise bogged down)

by Aerolynn May 30, 2008

courtney-tard

A Courtney Love fan who will forgive just about any of her many transgressions.

Even though Courtney name-drops and prays for Prada, I still love the old cow because I'm such a courtney-tard!

by Buckeroo December 17, 2006

Couche Tard

(Noun). The perfect phonetic contraction of "cock-sucking, douche-bag retard" used to describe only the most insufferable examples of self-righteous, holier-than-thou, alpha-male bullshit.

1: "In a shameless attempt to impress 'the Talent', the Couche Tard waxed quixotic about the recipe for braised endives his mother picked up in the south of France to the effect of rage and nausea."
2: "The authors of definitions 3 and 4 (above) are total Couche Tards."

by Boosh81 April 23, 2010

e-tard

The dumbshits who make ecstasy traffickers and manufacturers rich.

Johnny's money he uses to buy ecstasy goes directly into the pockets of some ecstasy manufacturer in the Netherlands. That e-tard needs to chill with the tabs.

by Ifucanreadthisgoodjob July 31, 2006