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Tannerlope

Similar to an Antelope, a golden retriever-like even toed hoofed mammal belonging to the Tanidae family with a tannish complexion and antlers. Some notable traits of the Tannerlope are the fear of God and that it is often spotted near prides of Tigers. When Tannerlopes find a mate they typically mate for life and are beat by their wife.
Driver: what the hell just jumped in front of my car?

Passenger: I'm not sure but it looked like a Tannerlope
by Thefucker94 February 19, 2026
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Tannerlope

Similar to an Antelope, a golden retriever-like even toed hoofed mammal belonging to the Tanidae family with a tannish complexion and antlers. Some notable traits of the Tannerlope are the fear of God and that it is often spotted near prides of Tigers. When Tannerlopes find a mate they typically mate for life and are beat by their wife.
Driver: what the hell just jumped in front of my car?

Passenger: I'm not sure but it looked like a Tannerlope
by Thefucker94 February 19, 2026
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Tannertism

The condition where you constantly lie and deny allegations and blame it on another person without thinking.
Are you sure you don't have tannertism? You just blamed Michael for something you did the third time this week.
by bigboylilballs October 5, 2025
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Getting Tannered

This saying is used by college students who are wanting to get belligerently drunk to the point of incoherency. In ordered to be tannered, one must be drink to the point they are barely responsive, not able to walk, and have to be carried home.
"Wanna go to that party on East Campus?"
"Only if everyone is getting Tannered tonight."
by PartyMonster3947 December 21, 2013
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Getting Tannered

Getting Tannered - Getting thrown/dragged by spirits
by xPe7ey September 19, 2021
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Tainerpuppy

Any buzzard who has been chopped up by a Tainer. Also see mudpuppy.
See that blonde buzzard over there, chopped her last night - she's now a Tainerpuppy....
by Snoopwogg August 26, 2004
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Tahnering

Tahnering is a derrivative of the name of a particularly evil bitch of a significant other. This bitch continually removes all manhood from her husband by refusing to let him retain any dream, want, desire, or vestige of masculinity that does not conform with her 5 year plan.
"Man...bitch won't even let him out of the house...she has his nuts in a jar...she is totally tahnering him"
by Nutless Ned May 13, 2005
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