A dad selfie
1) imagine opening the camera on your phone and your front camera is open. Now take a photo of your face... That's a dad pic.
2) take a selfie, now bring the phone to your face, look at the screen, then take a selfie. That's a dad pic.
1) imagine opening the camera on your phone and your front camera is open. Now take a photo of your face... That's a dad pic.
2) take a selfie, now bring the phone to your face, look at the screen, then take a selfie. That's a dad pic.
by Blessed light January 16, 2022
Man who posts about their child on Facebook appearing to be a great father.
In real life makes minimal effort on anything to do with child and gets offended if this is pointed out.
Will use photos from child’s mother to appear he’s making an effort.
Too busy chasing women, Probably has a cocaine/drink problem and is banned from driving.
In real life makes minimal effort on anything to do with child and gets offended if this is pointed out.
Will use photos from child’s mother to appear he’s making an effort.
Too busy chasing women, Probably has a cocaine/drink problem and is banned from driving.
oh look he’s posted another photo on Facebook of his child without him present and with a generic unimaginative quote he’s such a typical Facebook Dad.
I never saw or see much of my dad he was more a Facebook Dad.
I never saw or see much of my dad he was more a Facebook Dad.
by RealityHurtz1 February 15, 2023
by Nigga lord June 22, 2022
That gruff smell of ones father that almost every small child has experienced. A mixture of sweat, pheromone and man; and a little day old deodorant.
Over all a comforting smell.
Over all a comforting smell.
by SupremeMoustachioRonJohnson October 20, 2017
Any type of chilled brew a dad would consume after mowing the lawn, getting home from work, dropping the kids off at practice or while watching the news.
by FathersDay July 06, 2015
by cerealcat45 February 21, 2023
Dante: If you stand on my F****** shoe one more time... im gonna take out my dad's 22 and light this place up
Deandré: Jeez man, ill lay off. Its cool bro
Deandré: Jeez man, ill lay off. Its cool bro
by MW2 Freak December 10, 2011