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local dad

Super basic dad. Lives at Home Depot, refuses to upgrade his cellular device, and pretends to be progressive by letting his teenage daughters listen to "that cool new rap" music, but turns down the volume (or just silently cringes) at the cuss words.

Local dads have either a very stale sense of humor, bad comedic timing, or both.

Definitely collects baseball caps.

Local dads are like their coffee tumblrs; kinda hot.

A "local dad" can also be used to describe anyone, male or female, who dresses like a "local dad"... typically frumpy athleisure.
"Harriet just sent me a snap of her at Lowes, looking for a new DIY furniture project..."

"Look at her new thrifted baseball cap!"

"Harriet is SUCH a local dad. Smh."

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"Is that Mr. Worsheschire? Our History substitute teacher? In the cereal aisle?"

"Omg he's buying Raisin Bran..."

"Such a local dad in real life. Wow."
by Local Dad Enthusiast March 29, 2016
mugGet the local dadmug.

Dad Missile

Another word for Michelob Ultra. Dads/Step dads drink these because they are low in calories. Dad beers.
Hey Billy grab me a dad missile.
by WildBill1970 November 22, 2018
mugGet the Dad Missilemug.

no dad day

on September 24th all the people with no dads will unite and get dads lmao
Friend: Yo what day is it
Me: ITS NO DAD DAY
by alexthejhit September 23, 2019
mugGet the no dad daymug.

charlies dad

He who sells eggs, see also Pablo Eggscobar, Egg Chapo
Look its charlies dad selling eggs at the car bootsale.
by PedohuntersNI November 12, 2019
mugGet the charlies dadmug.

kennys dad

(Southpark btw) when you crap and puke at the same time or back to back to eachother
Ew she is literally kennys dad rn that's disgusting
by cerealcat45 February 20, 2023
mugGet the kennys dadmug.

Vanessa's Dad

Hates Tyler H because he thinks there dating but little does he know what Tyler said....
Vanessa- my Dad says he docent want us to talk rn

Tyler- I didn't do anything yet all I did was carry bedwars Vanessa's Dad
by vilagger999 November 1, 2020
mugGet the Vanessa's Dadmug.

eat dad

This lil bitch said she was gon eat dad
by Davesgiblets1 February 8, 2022
mugGet the eat dadmug.

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