local dad

Super basic dad. Lives at Home Depot, refuses to upgrade his cellular device, and pretends to be progressive by letting his teenage daughters listen to "that cool new rap" music, but turns down the volume (or just silently cringes) at the cuss words.

Local dads have either a very stale sense of humor, bad comedic timing, or both.

Definitely collects baseball caps.

Local dads are like their coffee tumblrs; kinda hot.

A "local dad" can also be used to describe anyone, male or female, who dresses like a "local dad"... typically frumpy athleisure.

"Harriet just sent me a snap of her at Lowes, looking for a new DIY furniture project..."

"Look at her new thrifted baseball cap!"

"Harriet is SUCH a local dad. Smh."

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"Is that Mr. Worsheschire? Our History substitute teacher? In the cereal aisle?"

"Omg he's buying Raisin Bran..."

"Such a local dad in real life. Wow."

by Local Dad Enthusiast March 29, 2016

Dad Missile

Another word for Michelob Ultra. Dads/Step dads drink these because they are low in calories. Dad beers.

Hey Billy grab me a dad missile.

by WildBill1970 November 22, 2018

no dad day

on September 24th all the people with no dads will unite and get dads lmao

Friend: Yo what day is it
Me: ITS NO DAD DAY

by alexthejhit September 23, 2019

charlies dad

He who sells eggs, see also Pablo Eggscobar, Egg Chapo

Look its charlies dad selling eggs at the car bootsale.

by PedohuntersNI November 12, 2019

kennys dad

(Southpark btw) when you crap and puke at the same time or back to back to eachother

Ew she is literally kennys dad rn that's disgusting

by cerealcat45 February 20, 2023

Vanessa's Dad

Hates Tyler H because he thinks there dating but little does he know what Tyler said....

Vanessa- my Dad says he docent want us to talk rn

Tyler- I didn't do anything yet all I did was carry bedwars Vanessa's Dad

by vilagger999 November 1, 2020

eat dad

Suck my dick

This lil bitch said she was gon eat dad

by Davesgiblets1 February 8, 2022