depressed stiffy

When you are depressed and jerk yourself off to try to make the pain of living go away.

I was about to kms last night so I just did a quick depressed stiffy to help

by Yo8484 March 17, 2017

Boom stiff

When you get aroused by farts of smelly buttholes

I have such a boom stiff right now.

by Gogopowerrangers1 March 30, 2017

sargent stiff

When call your cock to command an it’s stiff as a hard beef stick.

Man would you look at the Sargent stiff in his pants

by Bphil420 February 1, 2018

Bald Stiff

A person who has no hair and works at mindless boring job that they hate.

Hey Steve! Look at those construction workers over there, a bunch of bald stiffs.

by 19Characters June 16, 2018

government stiff

Slang for the perfectly machine wrapped and packed rigid joints, approved by the Goverment of Canada.

Hey, did you roll that joint yourself?

No, it’s a government stiff (stiff).

by Jwomp92 October 19, 2018

Bone Stifle

When you’re at an event of sorts and you have a rockin’ boner. The only thing is you cannot masturbate

I was at the movies with my girl and I had to bone stifle Mrs. incredible

Mmmmmmmm

by BearEggs November 20, 2018

Romeo’sTiffany

A beast from the shadows that only one man fears

Romeo’sTiffany
Ash: Res me before I call Tiffany

Romeo: I ain’t scared of that bish

by Loofypoo October 14, 2020