Brett Bulovsky: did you see Marynn at the party after midnight?
Garit Pedersen: no I only saw her before then.
Brett Bulovsky: yeah... that’s because I have her a steam loader and she got upset and left.
Garit Pedersen: no I only saw her before then.
Brett Bulovsky: yeah... that’s because I have her a steam loader and she got upset and left.
by Madgash5000 December 28, 2019

When a 300+ lb woman shoves a vibrating butt plug in you then rolls over you trying to flatten you out.
by Imafunny April 24, 2018

When one's fart in the shower is amplified by the shower's steam and heat. Causes the one showering to gasp for clean air for a moment.
by hdawgdavis April 3, 2011

Yo do you have a steam
by Mr. MacLean the OG April 9, 2019

The act of expelling a bowel movement of such remarkable warmth and vigour that it appears to emit a visible vapour, often accompanied by a triumphant sense of completion. Commonly employed in jocular or coarse conversation to denote the urgent need to defecate.
Lord Pembroke: “My dear fellow, I shan’t be joining the second course of the banquet. The pheasant pâté has instigated a most urgent necessity.”
Sir Reginald: “Oh heavens, not again. Dare I ask?”
Lord Pembroke: “Indeed, I must retire forthwith… to steam a ding of such magnitude it may very well fog the mirrors in the east wing.”
Sir Reginald: “Oh heavens, not again. Dare I ask?”
Lord Pembroke: “Indeed, I must retire forthwith… to steam a ding of such magnitude it may very well fog the mirrors in the east wing.”
by Burnaldsr. September 20, 2025

by BassMaster88 May 23, 2020

by EarthwormSally77 September 27, 2022
