I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all

Bruh. Really? Just…
Bruh.

I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all, but I copy and pasted this

by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld November 30, 2021

Purple Haze (stand)

Not to be confused with narcotics or the hit song by Jimi Hendrix.

"This is some good shit man"

"Did you just inhale that Purple Haze (stand)?"

"Uhh...... yeah?"

"Not even Crazy Diamond can save you now"

by Above Average Jojo Fan September 29, 2023

Ter Standing

A German Goalkeeper of Goaldonator who stays still and watches the ball go inside the goal instead of actually trying to save it. He is just there for the vibes and auras. No serious intention of playing actual football. Other relatable names are Ter Static, Ter Statue, Ter Still, Ter Stable, Ter Stuck, Ter Steady, Ter Stapled

Did you watch the match where Ter Standing conceded 4 goals against Real Madrid?

by penaltree May 05, 2024

stand up/stood up

Normally pertaining to romance, dates, and drama.

1. /STAND UP/ verb, when a person performs the action of ignoring plans to meet with another person that they previously agreed to.

2. /STOOD UP/ verb, ad-verb, the past tense of stand up, normally used to describe the person being ignored.

Stand up/stood up
1. A: hey, you gonna go on that date with jim?
B: nah, I'll probably just stand him up.

2. A: why do you look so down?
B: I got Stood up last night. (Got being the main verb and stood up being the adverb)

by Joe-mah-moe November 15, 2023

Stand Sweats

If you ain't bangin, You ain't gaining.

Guy 1: After drinking this bang energy drink I can't stop sweating.

Guy 2: Sounds like you have a case of the Stand Sweats

by ROWMYBOATWHERE March 09, 2019

Last one standing

A person who is the last one standing, or sitting... or sleeping. Basicly it's just being the last one who is alive at the time.

Person 1: I'M THE LAST ONE STANDING
Person 2: *Shoots person 1* "No.. I am.".

.. What a badass

by MrTophat2875 May 25, 2021

stand pisser

Someone who pees while standing and leaves drops on the toilet seat

Jack: Why is John such a fucking stand pisser?

Sam: How could you tell?
Jack: the piss drops on the toilet seat!

by antinon October 31, 2023