South American Splint

A splint made of a erect penis and a couple zip ties to support your leg if broken and in a low resource situation.

"Josh! Get the zip ties and that picture of your sister, I have to make a South American splint"

by Hungzo October 5, 2017

Reticulate my Spline

When you want to tell someone "Suck my dick" in a way that only 90s kids will know the reference, tell them this.

Why don't you reticulate my spline, asshole?

by Reverend_Dude December 27, 2024

Who's choking on the splinters

Employees that suck on the wood penis on the Boss ....aka buttsniffers, suckass

Damnit I tired of all the "Who's choking on the splinters" types around work.

by williedoitnow August 10, 2022

Shlingo

A state of meaningless rebellion.

Created at the beginning of the 21st century to nudge the process of eradicating meaningless meaning

O My! I'm Stuck In Shlingo!

or

You people! Your Stuck In Shlingo,You Are!

by Fwed June 10, 2004

shpling

a deer humping carpet licking ass biter

your mom is a shpling lover

by jon nourse March 18, 2005

sling-shotting

"blatantly throwing ones sexual favors in the general direction of another"

"i was literally sling-shotting _myself_ at him."

by kayla M. May 14, 2007

slinfire

When one schrams three times, pulls out a grundle hair, and eats it

Steve loved to slinfire every night before bed.

by Steve Reff March 10, 2008