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My friend, maxy. Also the biggest south park fan I’ve ever met.

Hey, do you know @ena__special on tiktok?
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by urmomsbussy September 4, 2021

Barista Special

The Barista Special is when a male Barista will pass the time during his tiring, difficult day job by occasionally stroking himself during the afternoon slow hours, accumulating his semen in a milk jug of his choosing. He will wait until an innocent, unaware customer places an order before pulling their shot and reaching over to his seedy milk jug, placing it under the steam wand and starting to steam the mixture of his potential children and leftover milk until it reaches a consistency he deems appropriate. He will then finish the coffee, using his milky swimmer potion to create some late art upon his creation, preferably in the shape of a beautiful swan. Once the cum coffee is finished, he will deliver it to the customer, standing behind the counter and watching as they start to drink his sick concoction, stroking himself to the sight. The customer is disgusted with the taste, and will throw the coffee away, in most cases leaving a complaint. This is the best part for the Barista. He gets off on the degradation. This will force the Barista to ejaculation, and he will retrieve his milk jug, and begin the process again.

Barista: “Dude, today is kinda slow! Might get time this afternoon for a Barista Special.”

Coworker: “I’m serious, Darren. Get some fucking help before I, honest to god, submit you to an institution myself.”

by Tillyyyy14 July 5, 2022

Plowman Special

The Plowman Special can be anything as long as its based from fecal matter.

Darwin: Yo I just saw some guy making a Plowman Special
Rychard Time: Yooooo!!!!

by glikber December 16, 2022

Dyson Special

Slang for shitting oneself

Goob's children have a Dyson Special with alarming regularity

by CaptainTudesey August 24, 2023

"Insert Persons Full Name" Special

When a person continually fucks up at the same thing in the same way so much so that the act of fucking it up becomes known as a Special. When a another person makes the same fuck up as the originator, that act can then be known as "Insert Originators Full Name" Special.
Insult to injury is added if originator is in same room when term is used on someone.

e.g of "Insert Persons Full Name" Special.

Alan & Dave driving to another town

Alan "Jimmy always get lost driving"

Dave "Now im fucking lost"

Alan "Yeah you done a Jimmy Smith Special"

Dave "Shit"

by Mr Aviva March 18, 2009

Papa Ray Special

An extremely bad haircut similar to the bowl cut worn by Moe from the Three Stooges. It's done by somebody who is awful at cutting hair, thus in its attempt to be perfectly round all the way around, the Papa Ray Special is uneven and choppy.

If you don't behave, I'm going to get out the scissors and give you a Papa Ray Special!!

by Pseudonymmmmumm November 29, 2010

Fresh Fish Special

Haircut given to new prisoners.

Plenty fur hits the floor when Rod Blagojevich gets the fresh fish special.

by freewill December 16, 2011