Snatch Leakage

Snatch Leakage is a rare condition mainly caused by those two hot studs Odermatt and the Polar Bear.
Symptoms include:
- Moist Panties
- Loss of urinal control
- Loss of sense of decency
- Uncontralable urges to attack aforementioned studs
- Cold sweats
- Clamy box
- Potential red spotting which may be itchy and irritable

The only cure for this condition is to seal the area with selleys wet gap filler.

Oh look out the women are going wiiiild! Better be careful they don't get a Snatch Leakage condition.
Mentioned by either Odermatt or the Polar Bear after walking into a club

by BundyThePolarBear July 13, 2007

Ass snatch

A phrase made by a/to a Mexican meaning much like "ass hole", but it lacks the same intellectuallity. This phrase was developed when a 14 year old Mexican boy was hit with an object and yelled back at the person, out of anger and not thinking, which is cleary seen. Advice to all, do NOT use this phrase unless you plan on being flamed and/or wish to be stoned to death.

???: *Throws an object at a Mexican*
Juan: What the fuck you ass snatch!
???: Ass snatch? Your a fucking lamer!

by Niumu December 15, 2004

back snatch

The formation of a vagina due to the excess on a person's back.

Damn, that girl is so fat that i could fuck her back snatch!!!

by fuckthatback September 20, 2010

snatch-box

To steal, usually done in the presence of a friend with thier full awareness as "snatch-box" is usually said before the item is taken.

When Julia said she did not want the shirt anymore I told her I was snatch-boxing it to take it off her hands.

by Sarah July 29, 2003

snatch catch

Female equivalent of a cockblock. Someone or something that gets in the way of a woman getting laid.

This guy was checking me out, but my boyfriend was hanging all over me like a total snatch catch. There was no way I was getting laid.

by webBoi November 13, 2011

snatch crack

Not quite as bad as dumb ass. Have not achieved dumb ass status yet.

You just a snatch crack tryin to become a dumb ass!

by asystole September 13, 2009

snatch jack

When a friend, collegue or just fellow dude takes public credit for sleeping with a woman, that his friend, collegue or fellow dude actually slept with.

Bob is a snatch jack, can you believe he told everyone arond the water cooler that he slept with Liz from accounting, we all know it was Justin who slept with her.

by Swine Doctor April 26, 2011