sloppy goldfish

A shot of cheap tequila with a chunk of week old sun dried fish dropped in, chased by a flat mountain dew.

Get your ass over to the party, we are taking sloppy goldfish shots tonight!

by Robberrdyyckk December 13, 2020

Sloppy Shirou

The act of getting a command spell tattooed on your penis then casting a level 69 hardening curse on it until your balls split into swords and you fuck every girl around you senseless.

Shirou: I am the bone of my sword.

Gilgamesh: That mongrel is going to give those women Sloppy Shirous!

by RockManZero3 January 20, 2020

sloppy christopher

the act of giving that shloppity shmeat to the entity that lets people into goochville in the hopes of increasing your chances of it letting you in

“I almost didn’t make it into goochville, I had to give the gatekeeper a sloppy christopher.”

by Sir William Gooch September 12, 2019

Sloppy Smurf

An outdoor circle jerk and flies land in the jizz.

Sorry flies. I sloppy smurfed all over you.

by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018

Sloppy Joe

A woman takes a shit on a man's chest. She then rubs it around on his chest using her vagina. (female version of the chili dog)

"Did you hear Trey got a sloppy joe last night?"

by crosieraye September 20, 2016

Sloppy Dallas

Receiving a blowjob from a person with an oral cavity full of chewing tobacco.

Hannah gave me a sloppy dallas . It was cool until she put a fuckin' top-hat on my pecker!

by AlnisPat October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When oral sex is given while dip is in oneself's mouth

She gave me the sloppy dallas

by Sir Julius October 16, 2020