Skeet

Slang that's origin is unknown. It has a variety of meanings, and means different things in different areas.

In the St.louis region, it usually refers to drugs and the act of "getting ripped off" or not receiving the proper amount of the drug you paid for.

"Man, I bought an eighth from johnny, and when I got home and weighed it, I found out he skeeted me out of a gram!"

"don't buy from that dealer, he's notorious for skeeting people"

by gamer50111 March 30, 2015

skeet stroke

When you have a stoke from masturbating in an unusually hot area

Dude, when I went to Africa I had a skeet stroke and passed out in the bushes

by Buttered poptart June 20, 2017

skeet

yeet + skrt: trying hardcore to dip out of a situation

Abbi: hey can i have your number
Lauren: no *skeets out*

by i’m a giraffe September 28, 2018

skeeter mosquiter

An extremely fast and powerful mosquito, whom can only be defeated by a fire hose. A fire hose, as in a hose that shoots out deathly flames hotter than lava.

Yo! Theres a Skeeter mosquiter over there! Get the fire hose before it kills us all!

by I did this in the middle of cl February 11, 2019

Bumble Skeet

Commonly during intoxication, a physical condition of the female eyes that makes them appear cock-eyed and/or dis-oriented - usually polar in either direction. Similar condition also appears during vigorous doggystyle intercourse, while the female is nearing climax. Other acceptable applications of the term can be made in regards to ejaculation upon the face of a female.

Scenario: You see a close friend approaching you in haste at a bar. He says, "Brooke's gone bumble skeet and it's only 10:30pm! IT'S NICEEEEEEEEBorat Accent"

by mfh April 15, 2008

late-skeet

1. When you're having sex with a girl and then you pretend to cum. Then once she goes to bed you skeet all over her. Hence, the late-skeet.

2. Chanelle, because she always shows up 3 times later than she says she will

1. Last night I late-skeeted on this your mom. She was confused when she woke up but when she realized what had happened she asked me to do it again.

2. "What time do you wanna study" - Chris
"I'll be up there in 2 hours, so like 6:00" - Chanelle
"Guaranteed she won't be here on time" - Mark
...10:00 Chanelle shows up

by IceyTurtle May 18, 2008

Necesita Skeeta

Someone who needs to bust a skeet, bad!

Yo necesita skeeta after peepin' that pole dancer... Damn!

by smither614 April 28, 2009